What is Your favorite Chris quote? - Post your favorite Chris quote here

[horrorfan89]

Somehow that picture is the most normal Chris has ever looked (relatively speaking).

It's like he knew he could have cleaned up his act got a cleanup crew get the horde out of the house (despite barbs threats to neck herself if he did) and get a real job and stick to it and not have ended up as a living John waters character but was too inept and or lazy to do it.


Anyway quote tax

"it's gonna be a (unintelligible) it's gonna be a (unintelligible) "singing he did for that autistic animated intro that got made a while back. Probably the only funny thing about that shit video since it was originally meant to mock Chris but the animator copped out and made it to kiss his fat ass at the last minute so Chris would upload it to his YouTube channel

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

"I did it all for you, Megan; I had you in my heart as I chopped the Onion a la mode dance"

My favorite part of that is what comes just next to that: "I gave so much energy, even had a gut virus for a couple of days"

So that half-assed attempt at a song he didn't even bother to learn the lyrics of made him shit himself because it was an herculean task.

Anyway quote tax

"it's gonna be a (unintelligible) it's gonna be a (unintelligible) "singing he did for that autistic animated intro that got made a while back. Probably the only funny thing about that shit video since it was originally meant to mock Chris but the animator copped out and made it to kiss his fat ass at the last minute so Chris would upload it to his YouTube channel

I used to wonder what the fuck he says because I can barely understand a word out of Chris doing his damnedest to sound like a castrato, but then I saw that the video description on YouTube actually says that it's supposed to be some Olivia Newton John song

 

[Inflatable Julay]

From the new geno episode:

(After spending five seconds attempting to sew) "*Sigh* I changed my mind. I don't feel like I'm getting smarter from this and that's... I'm gonna turn on Frasier "

 

[Tam Tam The Beluga 1986]

Because that's what you deserve, you Goddamn womanizing, raping...trollin' stupid, pickle-suited... NIGGER.

that will never get old, my all time favorite quote.

 

[ExtremeZapper]

"Crash into slumber" is a quote that's made it into my everyday vernacular

 

[Kosher Snake]

"And another thing, I! NAME! IS! NOT! IAN! BRANNEN! SUMTHING!" the gasping for breath afterward is what gets me everytime

 

[Bonbon]

"Get everything off the internet NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOOOOWWWW!!"

 

[AmazingEagle]

1. "MY NAME IS CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, AND I'LL THANK YOU TO CALL ME THAT!!!"

2. "The pickle man tricked me again."

3. "MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!"

 

[jewniggerspic]

3. "MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME!"

the whole sentence is magical,

"THEY'RE BLAMIM' AT ME. IT'S MY FAULT- I ADMIT IT'S MY FAULT! I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF. THE. INTERNET!

 

[Inflatable Julay]

the whole sentence is magical,

"THEY'RE BLAMIM' AT ME. IT'S MY FAULT- I ADMIT IT'S MY FAULT! I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE OFF. THE. INTERNET!

First and last time he ever admitted fault to anything, and it was only because his parents yelled at him.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Honestly I get a giggle every time he loses his train of thought and closes a sentence with “and such”

 

[Ken_Penders69]

"by the way that was not crystals eyes who were censored! That was MEGAN"S!!!!"

 

[Koop]

"First dosage of my comeuppance."
"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS."
"I'll be in your dreams.. I love you.."

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

On spraying a huge, unintentional blotch of black spray paint on his proposed Sonichu sneakers?

'Dammit!'

It's the squashed, nasal tone of irritated despair which really makes it.

 

[FixinShibe]

"Don't Call anybody!" - An Angry Chris chan storming out of Gamestop after he placed post-it-notes on copies of Sonic Boom.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Also, I Am Female; please address and talk about me with the correct Pronouns. She/Her/Hers.

 

[Samuel Belmont]

"I'm workin' on it!"

 

[Nate Dingus]

"I Am Straight. I would never join the military. Let Obama Repeal the (DADT) policy, then the homos can go die in explosions."

 

[Big Fat Frog]

 

[cough drop]

I am an IDIOOOOOT