What is your favorite delusional moment from DSP? - He constantly innovates, but let's try to collect some.

[Monday Michiru]

After his little "second best Deejay in the fucking world" outburst, I got to thinking and wondered what ideas the other kiwis had on the subject. This tweet from after the second Twitch suspension is my personal favorite; I still remember my hand flew over my mouth when I saw this was a real thing this narcissist actually posted. And I'm an experienced DSP stalker. What a leech!

https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/979613027661070337
http://archive.md/YOfyE

In a way it's a kind of perverted charisma; few decent people anticipate someone acting with that level of dishonesty or divorce from reality.

Dig deep and try to recall some real head-turning incidents when our gout-addled subject tooted his own horn too loudly.

Another good recent contender is his shtick of "games journalism should be abolished, and bum-ass Let's Players like me should be the new mainstream media."

 

[HomeAloneTwo]

His "spaghetti" is pretty good.

 

[the autist of dojima]

When he though masturbating live on stream would bring him his past fame back

 

[HeadbuttEnthusiast]

In the vlog where he explains why Machinima let him go, there's one part where he says that what he thinks what happened was that Machinima was bringing up his issue at a meeting with Youtube as a side issue, getting a quick answer, then moving on to the rest of the agenda of the meeting. He goes on to say that he told Machinima they need to have a meeting with Youtube specifically about him.

 

[Mister Peeps]

"I did nothing wrong! I did everything correct..."

 

[Kermit the Frog]

"I'm probably one of the best overall gamers in the country."

 

[A Witty Name]

(After getting banned from blip.tv for extreme racism)

"Holy shit, this guy fucking is so jealous of my popularity and the fact that for 4 or 5 months now yeah I've been able to turn this into a business per say and been able to support myself that he is fucking reporting me falsely to websites to try and get me banned and fuck me over so I have to stop doing this for a living. Wow, you are a shithead."

 

[Heckler1]

I'm fond of whenever he loses and says "That would never work in the real world". Does he think he lives in the matrix?

 

[I'mPushingButtons]

I would just like to know his thought process when he gets called out for being a e-begging bitch before he hits the block button.

 

[LordAutismo]

Any time Phil says, "I did nothing wrong."

 

[Wurstbrot]

Paraphrasing this.
After his first temp ban: "Twitch loves me and my streams. I'm basically untouchable right now, there is no point in reporting me". And gets his second suspension for harassment.

The mental gymnastics are like pro olympics. And I'm confident he still thinks the exact same way.

 

[Woyzeck]

 

[PieceofShet]

Its kinda impossible to tell what is a lie and what he believes is true...

 

[Zack the ripper]

a moment i like was when he was going on about blue haired streamers and how they are the opposite of him the alpha male who is confrontational man's man
then i remembered how he pussied out on that guy from the fgc who wanted to fight him lol

 

[OneDaySon]

"THIS GAME IS FULL CIRCLE FOR ME! I can't wait to start this game next week because I'm gonna be getting HYOOJ views because the other games in the series got HYOOJ views for me back in 2010 and 2012. It's gonna BOOM and I'm gonna have a ton of money and it'll bring people back in droves." - DSP about a new release which he gets 400 views on.

Granted he usually gets 600 - 800 views in the first hour of his stream of the new game. They give him a chance, but they drop hard when they see how boring he is.

 

[BrunoMattei]

There's so many that it's impossible to pick just one.

 

[metroid_fetish]

Today.

The answer will always be the same.

 

[James Smith]

If only he can get 1000+ people to show up and if only he gets $500+ a day he doesn't need YouTube.

 

[PieceofShet]

Got your answer.

Uploading 20-40 videos a day is not spam.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He can't control ...
- ...which videos he uploads.
- ...which videos he doesn't delete in the first place.
- ...which content he produces anyway.

Which is delusional all on its own, but the biggest fish is: He genuinely blames Youtube for these mistakes (an outcome which only works in this mentioned setup). Sure, Youtube set all the videos to private, but that's all they did.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/1004561525355540480
(archive)

Edit: All these amazing quotes from his Q&A people now throw around are 24 karat gold. You could fill an entire external hard drive with his delusional and extremely egotistical opinions. I wish I had popcorn.