What is your ideal mate? -

[Happiness]

A poll for this is almost as large as my cock so I won’t even bother to try and pull out all its endless options.

Everyone’s got something that rocks their loins or gets the heart beating so fast that espresso starts feeling like latte. So tell me, autists, what kind of creature would suit you so well that you’d be wed ‘till death bites ya? Is it a Chad? A cat boy? A femme fatale? A tradwife that secures the future for white children?! A robot? Your own hand? Or are you an eunuch?!

Personally I’d fuck anyone so the question is as much a misnomer as it is to ask me if I am on the FBI’s watch list. Go on, tell me who’s your ideal other!

 

[Murmur]

Fuck off retard.

 

[Spooky Bones]

in b4 anime

 

[Happiness]

Fuck off retard.

Lol.

 

[Murmur]

Lol.
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You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

 

[It's HK-47]

Lol.
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Lol.

 

[Florence]

Short hair tomboy.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

A dog.

 

[A Fucking Leafeon]

Someone who enjoys the somethings I do.

 

[The Last Stand]

Somebody older and with class.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

she needs to have a great ass! same interest works too i guess.

 

[The Last Stand]

she needs to have a great ass. same interest works too i guess.

What, ass?

 

[Syaoran Li]

OP is a faggot

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

What, ass?

YES, ASS!

 

[The Last Stand]

Ass is nasty. And why say mate? It'd be a person, not an animal.

 

[Prince Lotor]

A poll for this is almost as large as my cock so I won’t even bother to try and pull out all its endless options.

Everyone’s got something that rocks their loins or gets the heart beating so fast that espresso starts feeling like latte. So tell me, autists, what kind of creature would suit you so well that you’d be wed ‘till death bites ya? Is it a Chad? A cat boy? A femme fatale? A tradwife that secures the future for white children?! A robot? Your own hand? Or are you an eunuch?!

Personally I’d fuck anyone so the question is as much a misnomer as it is to ask me if I am on the FBI’s watch list. Go on, tell me who’s your ideal other!

I found the YouTube video they made about your love-life. Honestly, congratulations on finding someone you autistic retard

 

[Dom Cruise]

It isn't complicated, I want a beautiful woman with large breasts, a nice ass and is just an all around kind, loving and good person.

As far as shared interests go, I'd love for them to be an anime fan, I can take or leave them being a gamer, but that would be cool too.

If we're going to get a little more specific though, I want either a blond white woman or an Asian (preferable Japanese) woman (yes, I am a weeb)

 

[FierceBrosnan]

A dog.

That's ruff, buddy.

One quality the ideal Mrs.Brosnan absolutely must have, a love of birds ( or can at least grow to love them). Also someone who is supportive, without being too enabling. That enjoys quality time together and listening to my awful jokes. I'd be good with that.

 

[TendieGremlin]