What item best describes lolcows? -

[The Dude]

Let's play a little game. Kind of like a word association game. You name an item that you think best describes lolcows.

I'll go first: a dunce cap.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: What item best describes Chris?



EDIT: At least for CWC and Nick Bate.

 

[The Dude]

I noticed I wasn't in the Chris forum so I changed it to lolcows. I'm running on very little sleep so I'm a little slow in da mind.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Well when I think of internet lolcows in general, I think of Encyclopedia Dramatica in all of its obscenity and insanity. More likely than not ED introduces me to the existence of many lolcows.

 

[Bob's Fries]

A dildo.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Merchandise from a fandom

 

[Judge Holden]

Fedora

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Their existence being wiped out

 

[Henry Bemis]

Does it have to be a concrete noun? Because I was going to go with "purposelessness."

 

[random_pickle]

The Chinese fleeceflower

Spoiler

It's weird amongst plants, it makes people laugh, and it tries to be something it's not. Oh, and it can't keep its penis in its pants as shown above.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

A plushie for me will best describe a lolcow. Example, if they have a plushie of mlp, female, sonic characters, or Bishkek character from a manga/anime, chances are they fap to that character and refer to them as their imaginary spouse (note I'm not saying that about people who have plushies, just the lolcows).

 

[Pikonic]

Butthurt

 

[Mr. 0]

Leaked nude pics

 

[Night Terror]

autism

 

[Watcher]

untalented

 

[Torchwood]

Narcissistic personality disorder

 

[John Titor]

An ill-fitting sweatshirt.

 

[Picklepower]

Sex videos that should never have been made in the first place.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Attention seeking.

 

[Pine Tar]

Something they spent a ridiculous amount of money on that could've been used for more constructive purposes. tl;dr autismbux