There's this coffee shop for hipsters on Long Island (near Queens) called The Witches brew. My last ex never went there before but always wanted to try it, so we did. Place was right up her alley cause it had a bunch of vegan shit too. Nothing looked good to me on the menu except for this Chocolate Marshmallow flavored coffee, so i tried it, they gave it to me in a clear jar, I took a few sips and started having an out-of-body experience. My ex and parents think I had espresso instead of coffee because not only could i not sleep right for a few days, but I was also loud and couldn't stop yelling.