What kind of coffee do you like?

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Which is the best kind of coffee?

  • Cappuccino

    Votes: 6 11.1%
  • Caffè mocha

    Votes: 5 9.3%
  • Iced Lattè

    Votes: 9 16.7%
  • Espressino

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Black Coffee

    Votes: 30 55.6%

  • Total voters
  • Poll closed .

Boris Blank's glass eye

Is this cultural appropriation?
Feb 13, 2020
Usually espresso, preferably black. If the beans are roasted to hell and back I'll put some milk and sugar in it if I really want caffeine right then and there, otherwise into the drain it goes.

There was a café near the last university I attended, the kind of hipster place that makes me vomit, but fuck me, they had some great beans. Sometimes I remember the flat whites I had there and weep.

Just A Butt

are you some sort of mexican?
True & Honest Fan
Feb 5, 2019
The only time I put cream in is when I have a scoop or two of protein powder with it. For some reason it doesn’t dissolve well with just black coffee. But makes for a decent quick “breakfast”


Nov 3, 2018
Not a coffee guy, but when I do drink any it better be with milk and not all the dumb other crap people have added to it (looking at you Starbucks).

SSF2T Old User

No Super Combos Necessary
Jan 2, 2020
None. Chocolate > Coffee

There's this coffee shop for hipsters on Long Island (near Queens) called The Witches brew. My last ex never went there before but always wanted to try it, so we did. Place was right up her alley cause it had a bunch of vegan shit too. Nothing looked good to me on the menu except for this Chocolate Marshmallow flavored coffee, so i tried it, they gave it to me in a clear jar, I took a few sips and started having an out-of-body experience. My ex and parents think I had espresso instead of coffee because not only could i not sleep right for a few days, but I was also loud and couldn't stop yelling.

Marco Fucko

I fantasized about this back in Chicago
True & Honest Fan
Dec 10, 2018
I like caramel cappuccino and mocha. I usually like my drinks sweetened in some form or fashion.

Stilgar of Troon

Facial Fremen-isation Surgery
True & Honest Fan
May 26, 2020
Black as hell, unless I'm badly hungover, then creamer makes an appearance. Big fan of Death Wish Coffee, specifically. Autistic name, good coffee.

Dwight Frye

I want to be a dentist
Sep 27, 2019
I don't get hoity toity with coffee. I buy Yuban and drink it black. Sometimes I'll grab a mocha from Dutch Bros but I mostly just make my own.

Mesh Gear Fox

I'm not expecting to grow flowers in the desert
True & Honest Fan
May 12, 2015
I love straight espresso and cappuccinos. Lattes have too much milk for my tastes.