Lovequest What Kind of Woman Would Want to Date Chris? -

[Jack Awful]

We all know that every woman Chris has ever been interested in dating has either hung around out of pity/the lulz/was just pretending to be female. I was wondering what kind of mentally ill, desperate, perverse woman would actually want to date pre and/or post tomgirl Chris unironically for free?
Does this person exist? Do you know of anyone who would actually do it?

Spoiler: Before you say anything about Chris not passing as trans, these 3 people have sex

 

[Dayquil]

A non-consenting, non-verbal vegetable retard.

 

[Vault Boy]

-Women on his level of mental faculties. Given his hatred towards the "slow-in-the-minds", this is very unlikely to happen.
-Women wanting to act like a gold digger. His meager income from the and Sonichu merchandice makes this unlikely to happen.
-Women who are extremely desperate to have children before Menopause. This is still unlikely to happen due to Chris being... well, Chris.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

An imaginary woman.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Insane.

...But no seriously Chris could have a girlfriend he he just lowered his standards. He think he deserves supermodels and pornstars. He could find him a nice autistic girl if they all weren't 'slow in the minds' and displeased him so.

 

[DragoonSierra]

A lonely one. Possibly one who enjoys taking care of people for just being given love and a place to sleep. Mental issues not necessarily a requirement but good luck finding one without.

 

[Mashed Potato Grenade]

A Japanese animé girl come to life that may look shy but is always ready and willing to satisfy his every need!

 

[John Daker]

Barb

 

[AnOminous]

Pre-Buffalo Bill Chris? Someone like the Wallflower.

Now? I defy anyone to point to such a woman in existence.

 

[Jack Awful]

Pre-Buffalo Bill Chris? Someone like the Wallflower.

Now? I defy anyone to point to such a woman in existence.

Some kind of sex pervert who had a traumatic upbringing.
There's probably a whole genre of porn involving women pegging ugly fat dudes in drag.

 

[The Dude]

Being blind would be a good start. Blind and deaf would be even better.

 

[animedad]

I'm sure there are some fat, lonely, incredibly desperate women out there who would entertain the idea of at least going to lunch with Chris. But after that? No.

 

[Clown Doll]

He think he deserves supermodels and pornstars.

Chris' desires and actual requirements are very different. He was willing to go for Kacey(although Kacey doesn't look bad, but y'know) and Faeryn.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris aims high, but he has shot low a few times in terms of looks. I think he'd take damn near anyone, as long as they're willing to be his fuckmommy. His only real option is a fellow slow in da mind, and I honestly think that's who he'll logically end up with. Oooor a much older, shut in, closeted church lesbian..

 

[Spectrum]

I would say a desperate woman but even desperation isn't enough to attract anyone to Chris these days.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

An inflatable one

 

[Handsome Pete]

As long as an autistic woman doesn't actually tell Chris she's autistic, the two of them could be very happy together, playing their DSes in separate rooms and meeting up a couple times a day to describe episodes of Family Guy to each other.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Being blind would be a good start. Blind and deaf would be even better.

You forgot 'anosmic'.

The interesting thing about human sexuality is that some woman somewhere on Earth would willingly have sex with Chris, even if finding her is a one in a million shot

 

[Tismo]

One with an incredible amount of degradation fetishes that doesn't mind being a working woman and also taking care of chris like her mother and also give chris tardbabies and has really low standards.
And I'm sure that women like those exist, they're just probably not very attractive. Chris is really just looking for a one in a million billion.

 

[Mangosteen]

No woman, real or imaginary would ever willingly date Chris. Even if she was blind and deaf, the smell would turn her off immediately.