What kiwi farmer would you unironically sex? -

[Penis Drager]

Inb4 me. Everyone already knows I'm the most sexable farmer.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

I thought drinking from the communal Kool Aid was frowned upon.

 

[Penis Drager]

I thought drinking from the communal Kool Aid was frowned upon.

Drink the Kool-aid or else I won't have sex with you.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

@WinchesterPremium of course. I need a strong, weapon knowledgeable man who can protect me.

 

[Orion Balls Deux]

Drink the Kool-aid or else I won't have sex with you.

But... I'm not gay. (You ARE a woman, right?)

 

[Overcast]

Implying there's actual women on here.

 

[Penis Drager]

But... I'm not gay. (You ARE a woman, right?)

I am a penis having individual. However I choose not to disclose my gender identity for anonymity purposes. It's rather unique.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

But... I'm not gay. (You ARE a woman, right?)

Women don't use the internet

 

[Rupert Bear]

@paintingatree

 

[No Exit]

@YOUR MOM

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

@MrsGoodman

Spoiler: Here is why

 

[Penis Drager]

@MrsGoodman

Spoiler: Here is why

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I honestly don't get why everyone fawns over her tits. They're a bit saggy for my tastes tbh. I'd prefer much smaller breasts if they're perky.

 

[Carlos Weston Chantor]

The girl reading this

 

[Ikvion]

Null.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Null.

He's already spoken for.

 

[Uncle Warren]

That reminds me, weren't there kiwis that were married after meeting here?

 

[YOUR MOM]

That reminds me, weren't there kiwis that were married after meeting here?

The 2 I read about were very unattractive.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Me.

 

[mr.moon1488]

@DocHoliday1977

 

[Xenomorph]

@Mr Foster
@FatFuckingClown