What lolcow brought you to the farms? -

Reddit Avenger

A Shitposter Denied His Homeland
Back in like 2008 or 2009-ish I discovered what ED was and browsed it religiously and eventually frequented the old ED forums. There I found out who CWC was (they had a dedicated subforum and everything), eventually found the CWCki and by proxy the old CWCki forums which I would lurk in from time to time.

Man now I'm remembering how much of a horrible we3n I was back then, Jesus Christ (I was one of those 14-year-olds who devised elaborate trolling plans for Chris, thankfully I never acted on them).

KFC Double Down

I must've been aware of this place at some point (probably through the CWCki or some such) since "Kiwi Farms" rang a few bells when I was given the link to Purplekecleon's thread, but it was PK's thread that made me sign up and sperg out about my own encounter with her.


fell down the stairs as a child
Femalegoodra. Someone I follow on tumblr got an ask from one of the successor blogs and then got linked to the thread, and I read it too. But I think I signed up later than that thread.


voilà la guimbarde
True & Honest Fan
Found out about OPL after Cracked mentioned him in an article. After a couple hours reading the CWCki, I registered here.

Admiral Piett

Transdiemensional Racist
I originally found the CWCki forums in 2013 after having become interested in DSP. I lurked the thread here for a while, but left afterwards when I got disinterested. I tried to create an account, but didn't know what the hell a lolcow was, or whom they were and wasn't sure who that strange autistic loser in the logo was.

Then in May last year I discovered OPL through a dramatic reading of Sonichu on youtube. I fell in love with the guy and his antics as I watched hour after hour of golden age OPL and reading the CWCki. I then joined the forum and only learnt a few months later that it was in fact the old CWCki forums.

Clown Doll

His own Free Bitch
Retired Staff
I came for CWC and stayed for Jace(and currently ADF).
Although I never stopped being interested in Chris and the mountain of hilarity that is the CWCki.


z-list shitposter
Chris, originally. Then I more or less stopped posting for awhile, but came back for Wu.