Zoe Quinn, a.k.a. Chelsea Van Valkenburg. This was one of three sites where she couldn't pay for, cash in a favor, or threaten to shift the narrative to her liking. KF had(and has) the best, freshest & most thorough documentation of her misdeeds.
The cow that is posters in the Mr. Metokur thread, specifically to tell the person to stop being a faggot and post the dox if they had them instead of the shameful display they got themselves banned with.
I did start first following Josh on youtube after hearing him visiting killstream or something else. To farms I really ended up when searching info on something more sinister than a real lolcow. Well I guess there are few lols in some animal torturers, kiddy diddlers and murderers too. Can't remember what was the very first I search info on.
But I guess it was Jersh really.
Tho very first peek was because of Mundane Matt. Just a peek. Didn't return for a while after that. And that would be 100% genuine lolcow.
When the YanDev fiasco occurred, I started to lurk the farms. Then Weeb Wars hits and gets me thinking about making an account here, I was close to not doing it
but the ResetEra filth and cow after cow got me to join.
Sorry, I couldn't pass that up. Yeah, he's not a lolcow but his appearances on streams did make me want to check this place out. I used to lurk /cow/ on 8Chan so I was familiar with a lot of the more famous cows like Chris, Phil, Big AL, etc...
Our favorite gorl, Amberlynn Reid. I had been aware of her for some time, but only a week ago I found myself with an obsession I couldn't shake, or explain. On many days, half of my time has been spent chatting with other haydors on a 24/7 stream of ALR videos, and it has been quite fun.
I'm familiar with several other lolcows and the surrounding culture but never before have I gotten personally involved and invested. Maybe this will lead me to discover even greater lolcows to fall in love with.
Susan Schofield - I've been following this shitshow for years.
Reddit has an inactive community and I've been lurking KF for almost 2yrs to stay updated. I admit I was apprehensive to join the community, but her court case is getting interesting and I need a place to talk about this lunatic so I caved.
Originally it was yanderedev before I made an account, but he's not even that amusing a lolcow besides the cuphead and gremlin things. Most of the time he just deletes everything and doesn't produce the lulz. Now it's primarily chris, although I find dobson funny because he's a huge example of all a Lolcow's biggest traits.