What lolcow brought you to the farms? -

Magnum Tenebrosum

Every fire burns to ash, Every ember turns to dust
Saw it mentioned somewhere while browsing about that Vic Mignogna case, remembered someone telling me "Kiwifarms is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind" back in 2013/14, so i had to check it out. My first week here and it already feels like home, lot of friendly people, nice mods ... free speech.


fat bird
The Hartley Hooligan goblins. I needed to read a narrative that wasn't dictated by their mother and allowed deviation from the "they're perfectly healthy girls they're just small" party line.

Islamic Creampie

Chris-chan. The CWCki was my go to rabbit hole late nights when I wanted to have a laugh and waste a few hours. Then I'd check the Chris-chan forum for more "up to the minute" coverage. Then I got too close to the hypermassive autism of the Farms and the gravitation pull dragged me in.
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Today is the day that I will live
I found kiwifarms through tumblr, some people wrote callout posts about certain tumblr users using threads regarding certain tumblr users with kiwi farms links , iirc the first thread i ever read was about rcdart.
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Farla of Pokemon fanfic that wants people to follow her rules on grammar. Not capitalizing the names of Pokemon that when used as a common noun. She's been doing it for oh eighteen years or so. And kiwifarms came up on google and I went down the rabbit hole.


The Degenerate Rat
I'd have to say either Alex Mahan or Carlos Maza. I used to lurk their threads a lot before I made an account here.


Causing much mayhem, dropping drama
I lurked for well over two years before I started posting, although the Antifa thread is where I started posting.

In terms of my first lolcow ever, I'd been a regular ED reader pre-CWC which documented a plethora of eccentric personalities. I remember PeppermintPatti and a few other YouTube lolcows whose names escape me now.


Fetch my deworming pills, Dr Bojangles
I can't remember the specific context it came up in, but I know it was something about Jonny Yaniv. I fell down a rabbit hole reading about him, found the farms - little did I know he was just the tip of the shitberg, and there was a practical treasure trove on all manner of degenerates just like him on here. You guys do the lord's work 👍