What lolcow brought you to the farms? -

[judge claude frollo]

at first it was PK, but then I stayed for cwc after buckling down and eventually getting my degree in christory.

 

[Volthoom]

I came for CWC, DSP, and to a lesser extent Deagle Nation.

 

[Myra]

Chantal Olive Marie Sarault

 

[Peter Nincompoop]

Also came for CWC, hiatus after Julie Terryberry and pulled back in for the swamp monster, Onision.

 

[Where_is_the_meat]

I heard about the site through metokur and started lurking it when Null started streaming. My first lolcow was probably Tonka and the people around him.

 

[TheRetardKing]

It was Suzy Lu. And she wasn't even my first lolcow. The first lolcows I heard of was from a bloody Watchmojo video of all things. I was only 14, so I didn't understand much back then.

 

[SojuDrnkr]

Chris Chan got me lurking. But Russel Greer got me to make an account again after I forgot my original log-in.

 

[The Jesus Lizard]

I arrived circa 2014, can't remember exactly how but it was probably around the incel puahate Marjan thing that was along gamergate one of the most discussed themes. Before the whole Trump administration derangement and slavement shitshow for sure.

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

Someone posting links in /R9K I think. I thi k it was Jonathan Yaniv connected. I browsed possibly for longer than I've had an account. No oldfag, definite newfag.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

Life by Jen. Yeah, I know she's changed her name AGAIN, but I don't care.

 

[гape]

i saw a youtube recommendation for the mundanematt episode of the killstream. where i became re-acquainted with metokur and became a fan of the killstream. ralph had null on as a guest a few times, which introduced me to kiwifarms. before then, i had come across the name kiwifarms in search results, but i always thought it was a thread archiver for 4chan like veekyforums. then ralph went to knoxville for warski's fight, it was comfy, it was hilarious, he took photos with fans, i came on here and saw the gunt and was thoroughly disgusted.

so here i remain, like the japanese officer who was stranded in the Philippines after his homeland was bombed and the war ended 30 years prior

 

[Eunuchorn]

Was watching a YouTube video that mentioned Wendell Charles Nesmith and I decided to Google that for more in-depth information. Since then I've been drawn into various threads discussing other personalities with rabbit holes so deep it takes days to truly go through them one at a time.

One hell of a ride that I see no way of getting out of, and that I have no intention to.

Not to mention the historical details of previously well documented individuals on YouTube, like CWC, but with even more information.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Moviebob. I've moved on to other cows like Greer, Fallow, etc. But Bob will always hold a special place in my heart for being just the worst; like the absolute fucking worst.

I love nothing more than sitting down after a day at the lab, brewing cuppa, getting some hobknob biscuits and laughing at moviebob.

 

[Pistoleer]

Boogie’s train wreck of a life was initially what brought me here. I stayed because after I nuked my Twitter I wanted somewhere to point and laugh at idiocy that wouldn’t drive me insane.

 

[Luminous47]

Randy Stair. I discovered the forum because of DaddyO3 and Tyler Bowie but stayed for Tranny Phantom.

 

[SITHRAK!]

Oh Jesus. All the basic introductory lolcows. In no particular order: Brianna ‘He-a-man-a’ Wu; Bob ‘The Gobbler’ Chipman; Zoe ‘Trash-bin Quim’ Quinn; and Andrew ‘Someone please love me, the loneliness has progressed to physical pain’ Dobson.
CWC I actually always felt sorry for, don’t know why.
EDIT: A special shout out to my boy Ryulong on RationalWiki. Shine on you crazy diamond.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

CWC, back when this was the CWC Forums if I recall correctly.

 

[KoldHardTruth]

A lot of the spergs in the cartoon community

 

[Based and Cringepilled]

I'm gonna be honest with you, I wanted to see the lewds of Serious Gaming's Victoria and Shoe0nHead and 4chan told me this would be the best source.

 

[PetrifiedTom]

Noah Antwiler it is your fault! You and your brother Miles! Fuck you.