What lolcow or type of lolcow do you find most boring? -

[Lame Entropy]

Politisperg cows don't really do it for me.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

the drama whore and anything that is in the beauty parlour that is not a deathfat

 

[Joe Swanson]

Tommy Tooter

 

[I Love Beef]

Anyone who isn't a part of geek pop culture or Web 1.5 or weren't featured on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Tommy Tooter

Tommy's only good if you're particularly bored and looking for low hanging fruit. Beyond that, he's gotten pretty predictable.

 

[StreetGangsta]

Gross trannies who bitch about things on social media. Like I get it, they exist and you find them odd, but there's literally thousands of threads with similar content so stop making threads about them unless those threads have died.

 

[Pee Cola]

Deathfats. If you've seen one mentally ill fat chick, you've seen them all.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Deathfats. If you've seen one mentally ill fat chick, you've seen them all.

They're also way too predictable with beauty shit, hauls, muk bangs, and empty promises about weight loss. They're as boring as they come for lolcows.

 

[Lame Entropy]

I still like keeping up with Chantal just because she still manages to reach new lows in between her repetitive cycles.

 

[Kosher Snake]

Cows who troon out. Once they troon out, all I see is a discount CWC and I just end up going back to clowning on CWC

 

[572.4]

Amberlynn is too boring now

 

[White Devil]

Seconding deathfats. Nothing really funny or new about seeing a live action non puppet Jabba the Hutt anymore.

 

[DumbDude42]

DSP
i never got the appeal. he's just some loser who streams video games. nothing extreme, nothing funny, just a boring and mundane dude

 

[SSF2T Old User]

a lot of lolcows resort to doing the same thing over and over again to the point where it get's stale.

• DSP begs on stream, plays video games horribly, and bashes whatever's left of his fanbase
• Female YouTubers like shoe0nhead and Brittney Venti keep bitching about the same political/social topics just to stay relevant while breaking out the world's smallest violin for sympathy points for their simps.
• Tommy is still gross, but has now resorted to smearing his shit on other walls of the house (i.e. other boards on the farms) out of desperation for attention like a mentally retarded 2 year old.

It's the equivalent of "water is wet" or "bears shit in the woods". Like oh gee whiz, you don't say? If a lolcow wants my attention, they have to be unique and do something outside the norm for me to go "ok, you have my attention".

 

[COCl₂]

Most of them, tbh. I only follow a few cows here. Some forums I have never gone in like Weeb Wars.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

DSP for reasons @DumbDude42 already gave

Chris Bores was fun to clown on back in the day, but he seems to have somewhat mellowed out. He’s still a sped, but not very interesting. Same with Doug Walker.

 

[COCl₂]

Amberlynn is too boring now

She was always fucking boring and I have no idea why people got so obessed with her period. In my hell, I would have to watch her vlogs and no matter how much I want to kill myself from boredom, death just won't come ever.