What lolcow would make the best sex slave? -

SSF2T Old User

Freaky Friday 2: Electric Boogaloo
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🤔.. the fuck is goin on with people on this site today?
 

Seminal Ointments Lain

PRESENT SNEED | FORMERLY CHUCK'S | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i don't. i'm superior but i can't read minds
No fucking mercy for the beautiful mutt
It's OK if she dies before I get my nutt
Yes, this is a legally actionable threat
I'm gonna breed that bitch until I'm bured in debt
I'll pay child support
and come back every year
To remind that stupid whore that I'm a virile steer​
 

DarkSydeBills

Troonphobe
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Probably DSP,

Nothing sexual but he has an uncanny ability to make more money just by putting on more articles of clothing. Plus he's 39. lol I can't think of any girls that would be paid more money just for having their clothes on. Maybe except Amberlynn lol
DSP is a reverse stripper in that he gets money for putting more clothes on. Some girl would have him as a sugar daddy if wasn't by the fact he's either homosexual or asexual.
 
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