What made you most proud of Chris? -

[iggleton]

For me it was Chris's Big Night Out. (http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Big_Night_Out) Ok sure, he was hanging out with a couple of trolls and the night was full of fail, such as Chris singing a notoriously gay song, and holding a big cock like balloon. But still, he wasn't wearing the Sonichu medallion, he was out drinking and socializing with other adults; he almost seemed normal in those videos.

The thing is though, that this is never likely to be repeated, as no non-trolls would approach Chris in a bar to hang out with him. However, I think that Chris should realise that not everyone in the forum has malevolent intent. We're not all Some of us, while acknowledging Chris's many negative qualities, have a purely psychological interest in him. As such, if Chris were to arrange a night out, I would definitely go out drinking with him, just for the novelty. It would probably even make him feel less depressed too, but it would involve him totally changing the way he thinks about himself and forum regulars, so it's not likely to ever happen.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Jack Thaddeus: "When I turned 18 my parents threw me out. You know why they did that?"
Chris: "Hmm, probably cause they couldn't stand you?"

Well played Chris, well played.

 

[CatParty]

Jack Thaddeus: "When I turned 18 my parents threw me out. You know why they did that?"
Chris: "Hmm, probably cause they couldn't stand you?"

Well played Chris, well played.

/thread

 

[Sakamoto]

Even though he was trolled into doing it, Chris took a bold leap (for Chris anyway) in driving to Ohio. Usually it's all talk with him (empty threats, curses, pleading), but that time he decided "I'm going to go out, face my foes, and get me sum china!"

Of course it didn't work out, but I give him credit for embarking on the grand adventure.

 

[Hyperion]

Return fraud. It's amazing such a dummy figured that out.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Jack Thaddeus: "When I turned 18 my parents threw me out. You know why they did that?"
Chris: "Hmm, probably cause they couldn't stand you?"

Well played Chris, well played.

Undermined, of course, by his immediate apology.

 

[Marvin]

Return fraud. It's amazing such a dummy figured that out.

Wheelin' and dealin'!

 

[Very Honest Content]

He reports to have voted in an election as recently as 2008.

Sure he's a case study in 'low information voters,' but hey, AT LEAST HE TRIED!

 

[Anchuent Christory]

There's also the time a troll sent him a laptop with a trojan installed on it. On receipt, Chris simply formatted it and got... a free laptop!

And I'd also throw in the revelation on the Facebook leak where he states that he donated his old Wii to his Church after upgrading to a WiiU, it's maybe more of an indication of his cavalier attitude towards spending money, but he could still have taken it in to Gamestop or somewhere and got maybe $20 or $30 store credit for it, so fair play to him.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

There's also the time a troll sent him a laptop with a trojan installed on it. On receipt, Chris simply formatted it and got... a free laptop!

And I'd also throw in the revelation on the Facebook leak where he states that he donated his old Wii to his Church after upgrading to a WiiU, it's maybe more of an indication of his cavalier attitude towards spending money, but he could still have taken it in to Gamestop or somewhere and got maybe $20 or $30 store credit for it, so fair play to him.

I can't help but imagine Chris trying to take back his Wii after his hissy fit with the church.

 

[Henry Bemis]

He reports to have voted in an election as recently as 2008.

Sure he's a case study in 'low information voters,' but hey, AT LEAST HE TRIED!

That he voted differently from the Republican cur seems a little surprising, in retrospect.

 

[Count groudon]

The fact he's taking financial responsibilty In his house now. He's finally doing something to help his family now, and it means he might actually do ok on his own once his mom goes to the great horde I'm the sky.

Also his Lego highschool was very exceptional.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Although he did it for ulterior motives, the lemonade stand for cancer research was a nice gesture. Yes, I know this is flawed, but still, it pulled at my heartstrings for some reason.

Sure, he did it to get a Lego set and to look good at his trial, but it was nice that for once he was thinking of something other than himself. Yeah, from what I understand he bought premade lemonade from the store and had help from college students, but for Chris it was about as humanitarian as he gets.

I don't know, maybe it's because I enjoy volunteering that I find it kinda cute that Chris wanted be act like a big boy and volunteer his time. Unfortunately, he won't volunteer unless he gains from it, but still, it was a nice try to look thoughtful.

 

[CatParty]

he was the fastest of bob's navy

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He reports to have voted in an election as recently as 2008.

Sure he's a case study in 'low information voters,' but hey, AT LEAST HE TRIED!

That he voted differently from the Republican cur seems a little surprising, in retrospect.

Well, he's always been more of a moderate, really.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

That he didn't poop himself after the Pickle Man appeared during his date.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Although he did it for ulterior motives, the lemonade stand for cancer research was a nice gesture. Yes, I know this is flawed, but still, it pulled at my heartstrings for some reason.

Sure, he did it to get a Lego set and to look good at his trial, but it was nice that for once he was thinking of something other than himself. Yeah, from what I understand he bought premade lemonade from the store and had help from college students, but for Chris it was about as humanitarian as he gets.

I don't know, maybe it's because I enjoy volunteering that I find it kinda cute that Chris wanted be act like a big boy and volunteer his time. Unfortunately, he won't volunteer unless he gains from it, but still, it was a nice try to look thoughtful.

Would you drink any carbonated beverage given to you by Chris? I sure as hell wouldn't

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Would you drink any carbonated beverage given to you by Chris?

Only if I were dying from thirst.

Fortunately the people buying from Chris don't know about his sordid past, they thought he was a sweet and weak adult autistic child. If they knew who he was, they'd have trolled him by wearing Guy Fawkes masks and shouting

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Every time he put his shoes on after his pants.

 

[Globe]

The fact he's taking financial responsibilty In his house now. He's finally doing something to help his family now, and it means he might actually do ok on his own once his mom goes to the great horde I'm the sky.

Nah, mommy's handling his court costs, remember?

Literally the ONLY thing we have to go on with that claim is Chris' own word. And even if he's not lying, I'd imagine that to him, taking "financial responsibility" probably just translates to "not spending the entire in a week."

As for the topic, nothing Chris does makes me "proud" because even if he does something decent, there's no indication that anything about his generally terrible character has changed. The closest he's come is donating the money he got from that GameStop sweepstakes to his church. That was pretty decent of him.