What makes you obsess so hard about DSP? - a genuine question

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HansGruber

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Alright, enough is enough. I give up. I can't keep this going any longer, I know when I've been licked. @BSV it was me. I did all this. My plan to topple and ruin Phil has completely and utterly failed with his triumphant win last night during his fundraiser. Long ago I vowed to seek revenge on Phil for beating me at street fighter. We were in grade school and I never could live down his epic win. So, for years I stewed to conjure up a plan. When the timing was right, I single handedly ruined his relationship with Leanna by posing as a high end Danish prostitute named Kim. Yes. I AM KIMBERELY! I AM MYSTERY WOMAN! I thought I could trick him with blackmail and lies. I came up with this insane story of how he owed me thousands of dollars right at the time I knew tax season would hit and doctored photos or conversations. It took cunning, I had to sit in wait for over 6 years with the escort website, posting as Kim on Twitter, waiting for the day Phil would give me a sign. To get established I even had to do unspeakable sexual acts with strangers to keep the escort service front alive. I have suffered for this ruse. Yet, I have failed.

You have won BrightSydeViking. You have seen through it all. I tip my hat to you sir and will vanish into the night.
KIMBERELLYYY AWAAAAYY!!!
 

BallBuster

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Yes if the stories are true. As far as I can tell it's only been people trying to torpedo him with lies. Kind of an opposite scenario.
It's MV Mysery Woman that is sinking. And many people are still oblivious to the fact.
Your attitude is it doesn't matter if it is right or wrong as long as it is funny!
So there isn't really any more point in having that discussion.
And if you think it is ok do watch DSP and laugh of him. Why do you have to be negative? It seem that his fundraiser was a success. Do you understand the concept that if you are unreasonable towards someone, you will garner a lot of sympathy for that person. Is this som 3d chess shit where you are really fans of DSP and just want him to get more support? Because that is literary what you are doing. And whatever points you had against him doesn't matter because your actions against him is more negative then what he did in the first place. Not only that. But he have actually grown in popularity.
If anything you are the rats in the ship. And I understand you won't leave the ship before it sinks.
But fear not my friends. The ship just had a successful fundraiser and raised over 4000$ so you have to be stuck in the bottom squeaking for a good time to come.

Yet you take everything he says at face value and don't ask for any proof of any of his claims. Half of his money comes from you, don't you want proof it is going towards what he says it is? He is basically stealing your money, telling you it is going towards taxes and bills, yet shows no proof, and you believe him. You are the definition of a gullible fool. The con man makes over $10,000 a month and still needs more money.

His sob story is different every month. He pays for a house and a apartment and a brand new car, is now a criminal for evading taxes (and if there is no tax situation, he will turn into an even bigger liar), and yet you lavish him with praise and money. How does that compute in your brain?
 

Ahffline

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Phil needs to accept that he doesn't play games for a living. Reviewers play games for a living. Game testers play games for a living. Competitive gamers who earn sponsorships and compete in tournaments with cash awards play games for a living.

Phil simply plays video games and asks people for money to support himself. He's nothing more than a beggar. He's living on the kindness of strangers, and there is no future in such a life. The sooner he can face reality, the better it will be for him. But that won't happen as long as people are willing to fund his lifestyle. But what happens if or when he can no longer play games? Will people still fund him? If they don't, he'll end up on government assisted income and barely have enough to scrape by. If he thinks things are tough now, he's in for a rude awakening if that time comes.

He's approaching middle age with no future-focused financial plan. He is in arrears with his state tax (if that story is true), and he obviously has no financial resources put away for his later years. It's tragic, but it's also completely avoidable. All he has to do is stop wanting to live like a 15-year-old and face reality with its harsh adult responsibilities.
 

HansGruber

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Phil needs to accept that he doesn't play games for a living. Reviewers play games for a living. Game testers play games for a living. Competitive gamers who earn sponsorships and compete in tournaments with cash awards play games for a living.

Phil simply plays video games and asks people for money to support himself. He's nothing more than a beggar. He's living on the kindness of strangers, and there is no future in such a life. The sooner he can face reality, the better it will be for him. But that won't happen as long as people are willing to fund his lifestyle. But what happens if or when he can no longer play games? Will people still fund him? If they don't, he'll end up on government assisted income and barely have enough to scrape by. If he thinks things are tough now, he's in for a rude awakening if that time comes.

He's approaching middle age with no future-focused financial plan. He is in arrears with his state tax (if that story is true), and he obviously has no financial resources put away for his later years. It's tragic, but it's also completely avoidable. All he has to do is stop wanting to live like a 15-year-old and face reality with its harsh adult responsibilities.

@BSV ARE YOU READING THIS? THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE TELLING YOUR MASTER. If you really love the guy the way you act like you do, this would be number one priority to you.
 

Adamska

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But if Vidar does that then that takes away whatever petty worthless power he has in a rinky dink chatroom filled with like 10 regulars who don't really care, which will make his declining life even more miserable.
 

xAnonAnonX

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Alright, enough is enough. I give up. I can't keep this going any longer, I know when I've been licked. @BSV it was me. I did all this. My plan to topple and ruin Phil has completely and utterly failed with his triumphant win last night during his fundraiser. Long ago I vowed to seek revenge on Phil for beating me at street fighter. We were in grade school and I never could live down his epic win. So, for years I stewed to conjure up a plan. When the timing was right, I single handedly ruined his relationship with Leanna by posing as a high end Danish prostitute named Kim. Yes. I AM KIMBERELY! I AM MYSTERY WOMAN! I thought I could trick him with blackmail and lies. I came up with this insane story of how he owed me thousands of dollars right at the time I knew tax season would hit and doctored photos or conversations. It took cunning, I had to sit in wait for over 6 years with the escort website, posting as Kim on Twitter, waiting for the day Phil would give me a sign. To get established I even had to do unspeakable sexual acts with strangers to keep the escort service front alive. I have suffered for this ruse. Yet, I have failed.

You have won BrightSydeViking. You have seen through it all. I tip my hat to you sir and will vanish into the night.
KIMBERELLYYY AWAAAAYY!!!
Dun dun dun the plot actually thickens she was Danish instead of dutch. I can confirm I am secretly danish instead of dutch too, and this is danish. Ik kan helemaal geen nederlands spreken het is allemaal deens.
 

Fandase

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@BSV Here is my genuine answer. Every time I see the begging I am reminded of Sherlock Holmes Story "The man with the Twisted Lip" I don't obsess over Phil, or his paypigs. Go ahead and waste your money as Offline said you are just hurting him in the long run.
A real adult would have planned for fuckups and put money aside for a "rainy day" He didn't want to use the christmas decorations from his Ex for fucks sake, get the fuck over it and grow up. He wants to be 15 forever and wants to have a fuck mommy to clean and cook while he plays games. Leanna was done with his shite and now he has another fuck mommy in the wings.
His excuse of there are no jobs or I have been out of the job market for too long is bullshit. Many people start over in their careers, he just doesn't want too because it is easier to just beg you @BSV and the other enablers. It was not a fundraiser he is no different then the panhandler in the park or at the stoplights trying to clean your windshield.
 
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SapientSausage

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I've been keeping up with Phil's antics on and off since around 2013. He interested me at first because he was so bad at some of the games he played and made ridiculous excuses as to why he was failing often unfairly blaming the controls or game developers. So I started watching TIHYDPs to see how he would ruin some of my favorite games. I started seeing how openly rude, racist, and lazy he was. Burping/snorting on stream, no filter for his jokes, and being an asshole to his own fans.

It boggled my mind as to how anyone could like him or feel close to him when he was obviously such a jerk. When his old friend John shed light on what happened between them, it only confirmed my suspicions. As well as the fan-paid streams being cut short or discontinued, extreme hypocrisy, and daily hour long begging/sob story sessions.

There was a time where I did feel bad for him. I thought that people were going too far with some of the things said. I still believe that calling the cops and the false copyright strikes were too far.

In the end, to answer you question, I'm here because I want people to see him for what he is. A lazy self-entitled man-child that complains about having to leave his house to go shopping. Someone who is good at manipulating others. He's no different than a cult leader that makes a living off of his followers.
 

xAnonAnonX

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Deep Brownie?! IS it true?! But you died in that dumpster fire! You truly are the master of disguises.
Yes, it's me my old partner. I had to make that accident convincing to fool everyone, not on phil and his #cuckbois (as he always had those.) But also you my dear friend. I went to Denmark to learn Danish for all those years so that I could help you make the story believable, after all only an escort from Denmark close enough to one of his major #cuckboy would work.
 

HansGruber

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Yes, it's me my old partner. I had to make that accident convincing to fool everyone, not on phil and his #cuckbois (as he always had those.) But also you my dear friend. I went to Denmark to learn Danish for all those years so that I could help you make the story believable, after all only an escort from Denmark close enough to one of his major #cuckboy would work.

My dear friend, alive and well. Come let us flee back to our lair and conceive of another way to foil that cursed DarkSydePhil and his hero BSV... together. It is a new year, after all, there is so much more to discover. mwaha. hahaha. HAHA! WE GO!
 

Fandase

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@BSV ARE YOU READING THIS? THIS IS WHAT YOU SHOULD BE TELLING YOUR MASTER. If you really love the guy the way you act like you do, this would be number one priority to you.

That is the sensible thing to do but Vidar won't because he needs Phil to feel important. It is not about helping Phil and more about feeling superior, he would rather Phil stayed dependent on all of the Money enablers, then actually force Phil to do anything about it.
The trolls that pay him pennies are just as bad and should be shamed every time they do it because they are as much a part of the problem as the main contributors to the dipshit's lifestyle
 

AmericFront

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What was that? Did I hear some angry squeaking under the floorboards?
Yes you just keep doing what you are doing. If you are happy throwing a tantrum under there I don't mind
Lol, says the guy who screeches like an autistic Sasquatch when he isn't a mod. Pretty sure that you and your handful of fools just helped dsp commit something known as charity fraud
 
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Easy question to answer @BSV. I follow dsp for the same reason Metokur follows dsp. As a fan of Jim, you do understand why he follows dsp, right? I mean, your online handle is lifted directly from Jim's Brightside Bob YouTube channel. The reasons Jim finds Phil so fascinating are the same reasons I do.

The next time you attend a Metokur livestream & bring up dsp in chat, let Jim know how much money you've given Phil as well as all the other stuff you do for him & see what Jim has to say about it.
 
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FatNero

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@BSV you ever play that game Ker Plunk? It's basically a big tube with marbles in it suspended by little sticks you take out one at a time.

Here's some shitty commercial

Anyway, that game is what it's like watching phil. He moves to WA, take out a stick. He burns bridges with machinima. Take out a stick. He runs his girlfreind out of his house by ignoring her. Take out a stick. He fucks up his finances, take out a stick. He overshares constantly on stream and lies his ass off slowly widdling away his patreon paypigs? take out a stick.

At some point, those marbles are gonna fall and I want to see it.
 
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