What moment in Christory do you wish was documented? -

[Mason Verger]

I would love to hear the meeting between Chris, Mary Lee Walsh and spirit Sonichu.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

I would love to hear the tapes of him crying over Bob's death

 

[GS 281]

When he took Barb's virginity.

 

[Elaine Benes]

I'd like to know what actually happened at GameStop on 12/26/14 prior to when the video starts.

 

[John Daker]

Already a thread for this. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/if-you-could-personally-watch-any-event-in-chriss-life.2370/

But yeah, I wish I could of watched young @Bluespike cybering with a fat autist.

 

[AnchuentProphecy]

When he shoved the Sonichu medallion up his ass.

 

[GS 281]

Video of "Bob Walks In" where Chris was jacking his dick into the sink for like 10 minutes.

 

[Picklemaker]

A transcript of his PVCC- and court-mandated psychiatric evaluations, with doctor's notes. IF they were more than just pro-forma intake interviews.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

The birth of the earliest CWCisms. I suspect that due to their euphemistic nature they were conceived by Barb and further twisted over tine by Chris' autistic mind.

 

[Null's Personal Cockwarmer]

Not to sound like an asshole or a pervert (even though I am), I wish the whole Bluespike brown sonichu march turd event had been recorded on video.

 

[Huey Emmerich]

What a question, i want ALL THE CHRISTORY to be documented, this would be an amazing horror documentary!

 

[Satoru182]

Nathanael Greene Elementary School, the incident that caused the teacher to restrain Chris.

The Megan Saga, I wish to see how their friendship started and how it evolved, and the interactions of Chris in the Game Place

 

[Sir Walter Raleigh]

His trip to Cleveland or the look on that hooker's face when she met Chris and realize he was her next client.

 

[Mason Verger]

Definitely footage of that time when that kid from Boston was attacked by ghosts in the day lily garden. Spooky stuff, man.

 

[Dr. Mario]

I would love to hear the tapes of him crying over Bob's death

You guys keep surprising me day after day.

For me, I think footage of @Marvin tricking Chris would be nice.

 

[ZombieFromWork]

The graduation ceremony.

 

[Mason Verger]

The graduation ceremony.

That has to exist out there.

 

[APerson]

The encounter with GodBear, on video.

 

[samoajones]

*sees thread title* Good topic! I know exactly what I want to post... it's when he met with Mary Lee Walsh and...

I would love to hear the meeting between Chris, Mary Lee Walsh and spirit Sonichu.

DAMMIT.

Okay, how about this one...

I remember one time he and this huge black guy named TJ were arguing about something that Chris was wrong about (since TJ is one of the best players in town) and as it got more heated, they started yelling about how Chris would never get laid. Chris yells at him, "I'm going to smack your effing face down!" and TJ stands up like hes going to beat his ass. Chris shrinks back and and says "I mean your face down monster..."

That'd be the (second) most entertaining, anyway.

Most informative might be the elementary school principal trying to get Chris to sit on his lap. Although, of course, if, as I suspect, it didn't actually happen... that would make it hard to document.

 

[Atlas 95]

Any of the nights he spent in lock up, especially his first stay when he imagined a genie or some shit (was never sure exactly what Chris was trying to say there), just to see how he responded to actually being in some serious shit