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  • Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Looking into some solutions.

NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
kiwifarms.net
Punishment: Babysit an severe autist for 6the rest of your life.

Crime: Double posting on KF
 

Token Weeaboo

It's okay to cry
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
punishment:
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Crime: signing up for KF
 

Doctor Placebo

Bloody, bloody 2020.
kiwifarms.net
Involuntary celibacy. The great thing about this punishment is that no one needs to enforce it because it happens naturally.

Crime: Thirsting after troons on social media.
 

NerdShamer

International Glownigger Commander
kiwifarms.net
Involuntary celibacy. The great thing about this punishment is that no one needs to enforce it because it happens naturally.

Crime: Thirsting after troons on social media.
Punishment: Being sterilized.

Crime: Buying an XBOX with weed.
 

Liber Pater

#IStandWithJurgenConings
kiwifarms.net
Punishment: Knowing that your FBI supervisor hates you and will probably assign you to CP forums next.

Crime: Changing your avatar to a variation on the WikiHow dog because you think it makes you special and original
 

GrinningCat

Just some asshole cat
kiwifarms.net
Punishment: Have to lick Chris-chan's unwashed taint.

Crime: Trooning out as a means to attention-whore.
 

Stilgar of Troon

Facial Fremen-isation Surgery
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Punishment: The attention you get is from Sockness.

Crime: Inventing your own Tumblr gender and unironically using it IRL.
 
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