What Really Happened With Chris's HS Reunion -

[Thetan]

So, by sheer dumb luck I stumbled across a Facebook group which explains what happened with Chris's high school reunion.

As a few people speculated, there wasn't an official reunion, but there was an unofficial party on November 26, 2011.

If you have a Facebook account, you can view the page - 'Fuck a Reunion Party' here:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/285981124769753/

When I get a chance, I'll try to screen cap it.

EDIT:
Here's the most interesting part from the page.

Another screen cap. Just sticking to the vaguely interesting stuff.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Just looks like a wee get together for the "cool kids". Chances are our Autistic wonder didn't know any of these guys, and they probably remember him as "that weird kid who cried at the graduation"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

^Chris would still feel slighted, even if he never spoke to any of them. They're his classmates, surely at least one would want to fuck him!

 

[Thetan]

Just looks like a wee get together for the "cool kids". Chances are our Autistic wonder didn't know any of these guys, and they probably remember him as "that weird kid who cried at the graduation"

According to the page, they weren't expecting more than 20 - 30 people. I didn't bother screen capping the rest of it because it was pretty boring.

^Chris would still feel slighted, even if he never spoke to any of them. They're his classmates, surely at least one would want to fuck him!

A lot of these people are on his Facebook friend's list. Whether that's by design, or just coincidence, I don't know.

 

[pickleniggo]

Just looks like a wee get together for the "cool kids". Chances are our Autistic wonder didn't know any of these guys, and they probably remember him as "that weird kid who cried at the graduation"

Oh god, I hope they at least mentioned it in passing.
Person 1: "Remember that kid who wouldn't shake the principal's hand and ran off crying at graduation?"
Person 2: "You mean the kid with the old parents?"
Person 1: "Yeah what was his name?"
Person 2: "Fuck if I know, let's have another drink."

 

[Lady Houligan]

Man, their reunion sounds like so much more fun than mine was...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris wants as many Manchester High alums as he can get. I don't think all of the ones he's found are even from his same year.

As far as he's concerned, they all owe him special friendship, and this group has 67 members who denied him that.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

I can just imagine them all kicking back in a bar somewhere, talking about their School years and what they've done since then, when an overweight tranny minces in, plonks his fat ass down, stress sighs, and then asks them all to vote for Applejack in the MLP poll.

 

[Thetan]

I can just imagine them all kicking back in a bar somewhere, talking about their School years and what they've done since then, when an overweight tranny minces in, plonks his fat ass down, stress sighs, and then asks them all to vote for Applejack in the MLP poll.

Tyler Ellis would definitely give Chris the prickly wicklies. He's not only a manly type man, but he's a bit of a prankster / wise ass (as evidenced by his Facebook posts). If Chris were to arrive at the party in his typical tomgirl getup, I'm 100% certain Tyler would give him shit about it. (He and Chris aren't Facebook friends btw.)

 

[MysticMisty]

Just looks like a wee get together for the "cool kids". Chances are our Autistic wonder didn't know any of these guys, and they probably remember him as "that weird kid who cried at the graduation"

Oh god, I hope they at least mentioned it in passing.
Person 1: "Remember that kid who wouldn't shake the principal's hand and ran off crying at graduation?"
Person 2: "You mean the kid with the old parents?"
Person 1: "Yeah what was his name?"
Person 2: "Fuck if I know, let's have another drink."

Person 3: Wait, his parents were old? I thought it was his fucking grandfather yelling at him for being a pussy at graduation!
Person 1: Nope. They were in their 60's.
Person 2: No wonder he was a retard. I never want to be stuck raising kids when I'm retired.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

That's how my class should have done ours in 2011. Ours was like how Tyler described it, money down, rsvp, etc.

 

[Thetan]

That's how my class should have done ours in 2011. Ours was like how Tyler described it, money down, rsvp, etc.

And none of these people liked or shared Chris's high school reunion folder. (Yeah, I checked because sometimes I can be spergy that way.)

 

[bradsternum]

I like how all of his classmates look ten or fifteen years younger than Chris.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

(Yeah, I checked because sometimes I can be spergy that way.)

You are doing a valuable service. I'm putting you up for an Order of the Pickle award.

 

[MrTroll]

I can just imagine them all kicking back in a bar somewhere, talking about their School years and what they've done since then, when an overweight tranny minces in, plonks his fat ass down, stress sighs, and then asks them all to vote for Applejack in the MLP poll.

And that's before he starts downing Long Island iced teas.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I hope Chris finds out about the group and joins it so he can demand they attend his reunion.

 

[LordCustos3]

^Chris would still feel slighted, even if he never spoke to any of them. They're his classmates, surely at least one would want to fuck him!

Unfortunately, that would be Bruno "The Bruiser" Hufflebecker, who was a "Tight End" on the Varsity Football team; but who -- when no-one was there to see his shame -- would masturbate to thoughts of the Markie Mark while listening to his alarmingly complete collection of Morrissey bootlegs....and then cry.

"Oh, Christian....my love....There IS a Light That Will Never Go Out!"


Why do you come here
When you know it makes things hard for me?
When you know, oh
Why do you come here
You had to sneak into my pigsty
'just' to read my Sonichu
"It was just to see, just to see"
(All the things you knew I'd written about you...)
Oh, so many bad illustrations
Oh, but
I'm so very sickened
Oh, I am so sickened now

C'mon....rub my lil suedehead....

 

[Pikonic]

My ten year isn't until 2016, is it normal not to have an official reunion?
Also this group seems inactive since 2012. No point in CWC joining it now

 

[Thetan]

(Yeah, I checked because sometimes I can be spergy that way.)

You are doing a valuable service. I'm putting you up for an Order of the Pickle award.

I'm honored. Thank you!

Well..... it seems like there might have been some drama / butthurt associated with the 10 year reunion. It doesn't take a lot of reading between the lines to infer this.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

From the way the "Fuck a Reunion Party" group was talking I wouldn't be shocked if money was an issue.