What religion are you (quiz) -

DNJACK

Part of the EDF communauty
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I hope further quizz request will avoid those faggy questions from now on.

Thank you for your time.
 

Lackadaisy

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100% Unitarian Universalism
97% Liberal Quakerism
73% Reformed Judaism
70% Taoism
68% Theravada Buddhism

...huh.
 

Tailypo

Dynamite with a laser beam
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100% Neo-Paganism. I'm actually surprised that this quiz got it right.

Other top 3: Unitarian Universalism, Taoism, New Age
Bottom 3: Roman Catholicism, Eastern Orthodox Christianity, Seventh-Day Adventist
 

Keerakh

Give me some sugar, I am your neighbor
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100% Secular Humanism, 95% Unitarian Universalist (heh) and For some reason 78% Atheism. Why only 78%?
 

Mourning Dove

Zenaida macroura
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Interesting. There are so many posters in this thread who are Secular Humanists, Universal Unitarians, or Atheists. I wonder, why are the ones lacking an institutionalized religious belief the most curious about what religious belief they actually follow?
 

Eldritch

Music Snob and Gun Connoiseur
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100% Therevada Buddhism. right religion, wrong division.

100% Unitarian Universalist
91% liberal Quakerism
82% Mahayana Buddhism
77% taoism
77% Secular humanist

I'm pretty sure you always get UU at or near the top because they basically believe in a little bit of everything.
 
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Keerakh

Give me some sugar, I am your neighbor
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Interesting. There are so many posters in this thread who are Secular Humanists, Universal Unitarians, or Atheists. I wonder, why are the ones lacking an institutionalized religious belief the most curious about what religious belief they actually follow?
because we feel like doing a quiz and seeing what a computer says about us?
 

Lackadaisy

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I'm pretty sure you always get UU at or near the top because they basically believe in a little bit of everything.
But aren't they not as institutional? Like, if you believed that having a specific house of worship and clergy were important to you and your faith, I think that's pretty against UU.
 

autisticdragonkin

Eric Borsheim
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But aren't they not as institutional? Like, if you believed that having a specific house of worship and clergy were important to you and your faith, I think that's pretty against UU.
When I took the test (genuinely) I still said all that stuff and ended up 100% UU, When I took it to be as little UU as possible I gave very specific theological positions (which they don't like)
 

Cabonet

So long, and thanks for all the autism
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I got 100% Unitarian Universalism.... Huh. Additional ones that had a high percentage were 89% Liberal Quakerism, 80% Taoism, 79% Mahayana Buddhism, and 77% Theravada Buddhism.

Lovely useless information. Good questions on the quiz, though.
 

Cosmos

Soldier of Love and Bitching on the Internet
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tfw you're not as Catholic as you thought you were (:_(

Seriously though, Orthodox Quakerism??? Why do I suddenly feel the need to join a commune?
 

Adamska

Last Gunman
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Roight, let's do this:

100% Unitarian Universalist

Huh, that's a weird one, but pretty fitting. The top four runners up include:

93% Secular Humanist
90% Theravada Buddhist
78% Atheist
68% Daoist/Liberal Protestant (tie)
 

Bogs

She hates that dog
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100% Reform Hebro
95% UU (that just seems to default?)
88% Liberal Quaker-Oats
79% Ortho-Judy

32% Eastern Ortho-Christan-dontist / John Travolta / Professional Door Knocker
28% Fedora
25% Christian Science

Didn't think I'd score that high on the Jew meter. Ironically my mother did convert to Quakerism/Society of Friends in her later life, and now we get free breakfast cereal.
 
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100% Secular Humanist
8% Liberal Quakerism
74% Atheism
72% Liberal Christian Protestantism
7% Roman Catholic


I put in Roman Catholic because that was what I was raised as, turns out going to a religious school works wonders for turning you against that religion
 

IcyHotWings

Baked Potato Superstar
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Top 5
- 100% Unitarian Universalism
- 096% Secular Humanism
- 080% Atheism
- 078% Liberal Quakerism
- 070% Liberal Christian Protestantism

- 65% Theravada Buddhism
- 61% Reformed Judaism
- 52% Taoism
- 40% Sikhism
- 39% Mahayana Buddhism
- 38% Neo Paganism
- 33% New Age
- 29% New Thought
- 28% Church of Christ Scientist
- 28% Orthodox Quakerism
- 26% Baha'i' Faith
- 26% Jainism
- 26% Mormonism
- 22% Scientology
- 18% Eastern Orthodox Christianity
- 18% Islam
- 18% Orthodox Judaism
- 18% Roman Catholicism
- 16% Conservative Christian Protestant
- 15% Seventh Day Adventists
- 15% Hinduism
- 07% Jehovah's Witness
 

Enclave Supremacy

Winning life's lottery.
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Secular Humanist apparently, what-ever that means. Just sounds like not being superstitious and not being a cunt about gay marriage.
 
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