What religion are you (quiz) -

ToroidalBoat

Token Hispanic Wacky Delly Friend
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Last time I took it, I got Secular Humanism (which I'm not really). Couldn't take it this time though, because it asks for a name and email address in order to take the quiz instead of just displaying the results on site. Then there's this crap: "From time to time you will also receive Special Offers[...]"
 

Magpie

Your local feathered friend.
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Highest to lowest because why not.

100% Unitarian Universalism
93% New Age
87% Secular Humanism
85% Taoism
83% Neopaganism
82% Liberal Quakerism
72% Theravada Buddhism
66% Mahayana Buddhism
64% Sikhism
61% Liberal Christian Protestantism
58% Reformed Judaism
53% Jainism
52% Hinduism
50% Scientology
46% Atheism
44% New Thought
41% Orthodox Quakerism
36% Church of Christ, Scientist
24% Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
20% Conservative Christian Protestant
18% Bahá'í Faith
17% Seventh-day Adventists
16% Jehovah's Witnesses
15% Orthodox Judaism
14% Islam
8% Roman Catholicism

My main wonder is how the hell Conservative Christian Protestant is even that high up the list when realistically I could hardly be farther from it.
 

Sigyn

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I'll share the ones that stood out to me.

My top results were
100% Unitarian Universalism
99% Secular Humanism
82% Liberal Quakerism (lolwat?)
72% Theravada Buddhism
71% Athiesm

And my lowest results (THANK GOD) were
8%Orthodox Judaism
8%Jehovas Witness
5% Roman Catholicism
5% Eastern Orthodox Christianity
 

UnclePhil

Getting older in a changing, frightening world.
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These are mine. Sounds about right.

Secular Humanism
8%
Unitarian Universalism
7%
Liberal Quakerism
7%
Atheism
7%
Liberal Christian Protestantism
6%
Theravada Buddhism
6%
Taoism
5%
Reformed Judaism
5%
Mahayana Buddhism
5%
Sikhism
4%
New Age
4%
Jainism
4%
Neo-Paganism
3%
Scientology
3%
Church of Christ, Scientist
3%
New Thought
3%
Orthodox Quakerism
3%
Bahá'í Faith
3%
Islam
2%
Hinduism
2%
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
2%
Conservative Christian Protestant
2%
Orthodox Judaism
1%
Roman Catholicism
1%
Eastern Orthodox Christianity
1%
Seventh-day Adventists
1%
Jehovah's Witnesses
2%
 
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Hui

fυ¢к тнє נαииιєѕ
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SECULAR HUMANISM
11%
ATHEISM
11%
UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISM
10%
LIBERAL QUAKERISM
7%
LIBERAL CHRISTIAN PROTESTANTISM
7%
THERAVADA BUDDHISM
6%
REFORMED JUDAISM
6%
TAOISM
5%
NEO-PAGANISM
4%
SIKHISM
3%
NEW AGE
3%
CHURCH OF CHRIST, SCIENTIST
3%
NEW THOUGHT
3%
BAHÁ'Í FAITH
2%
CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF LATTER-DAY SAINTS
2%
SCIENTOLOGY
2%
MAHAYANA BUDDHISM
2%
CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIAN PROTESTANT
2%
ORTHODOX QUAKERISM
2%
ROMAN CATHOLICISM
2%
EASTERN ORTHODOX CHRISTIANITY
2%
ISLAM
2%
ORTHODOX JUDAISM
2%
SEVENTH-DAY ADVENTISTS
1%
JAINISM
1%
HINDUISM
0%
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES
-1%

I don't even know wtf half of these are

Why is Scientology even there?
 

UnderwaterUnderworld

Sometimes you have to drown before you die
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Top 3:
Roman Catholicism
Eastern Orthodox Christianity
Seventh-day Adventists

Bottom 3:
New Thought
Atheism
Scientology

Seems about right.
 

Army Burger

This is the face of sexual harrassment
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Top 3:
Secular Humanism
Atheism
Unitarian Universalism

Bottom 3:
Orthodox Judaism
Hinduism
Jehovah's Witnesses
 

Joan Nyan

gorl
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Conservative Christian Protestant
5%
Reformed Judaism
5%
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
5%
Orthodox Quakerism
4%
Sikhism
4%
Islam
4%
Liberal Quakerism
4%
Mahayana Buddhism
4%
New Thought
4%
Unitarian Universalism
4%
Neo-Paganism
4%
Liberal Christian Protestantism
4%
Bahá'í Faith
4%
Jainism
4%
Orthodox Judaism
4%
Roman Catholicism
4%
Seventh-day Adventists
4%
Eastern Orthodox Christianity
4%
New Age
3%
Taoism
3%
Theravada Buddhism
3%
Scientology
3%
Jehovah's Witnesses
3%
Church of Christ, Scientist
3%
Secular Humanism
3%
Atheism
2%
Hinduism
2%
 
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