What religion are you (quiz) -

PastryWitch

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The site redesigned the quiz, so achieving anything above %50 is almost impossible.

My top 3
10% Christian Conservative Protestant
8% Roman Catholic
8% 7th day Adventists
 

Un Platano

big blatano xDDDD
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Is there even a difference between secular humanism and atheism besides the name? If they're trying to distance themselves from the word 'atheism,' I guess they're doing a good job at it, because the first time I heard of them was on a poster and the way they described themselves made me think they were some sort of cult.
 

Dr.Research

Dissertation Topic: Lolcows
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I got Secular Humanisn. Which I guess is close to my actual atheist beliefs.
Unitarian Universalism is at 91% but I can't agree with that since I don't believe in "spiritual growth" and reject any belief in God and religious practice.

Is there even a difference between secular humanism and atheism besides the name? If they're trying to distance themselves from the word 'atheism,' I guess they're doing a good job at it, because the first time I heard of them was on a poster and the way they described themselves made me think they were some sort of cult.
I think secular humanism isn't precicely saying there is no God, but instead saying that if you do believe in God(s) that shouldn't be a basis for decision making. So go ahead and believe in God- but religion is no excuse not to think critically.

Personally, I like my d-bag no Gods, no religion, no spirituality much better.
 

Slowboat to China

Drinking Toilet Duck
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I'm kinda skeptical about the quiz, honestly. A lot of it seems pretty simplified, and I didn't do the "how important is this to you" part, since it didn't seem to require it and I couldn't be arsed to really grade my responses. So, yeah, take it all with a massive heaping of salt.

From the responses I did give, though, it nailed me at 100% Roman Catholic. Though it also told me I was 96% Eastern Orthodox Christianity, which tells me the quiz sees into my soul and knows of my secret shameful Catholic boner for Byzantine history.

The next few entries were just the flavors of Protestantism and Orthodox Quakerism. Apparently I skew more towards the Jews than the Muslims (no surprise, the evil shekel-hoarders corrupted me early by being kind and intelligent friends, the bastards). And my very bottom value is New Age, with 16%.
 
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hambeerlyingnreed

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I got Secular Humanism. Other top answers were Unitarian (87%) and Atheism (83%)

For some reason I am 23% Scientologist.
 

Piss Clam

Squeeze me.
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Quiz is a piece of shit. There is no agnostic. I'm not Atheist. I enjoy going to church, but I need evidence.

Your beliefs match closest with Secular Humanism!
So fucking wrong.
 

RedRightHand

Why are you reading this.
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So my result was Sikhism apparently followed by:
746701

Interestingly, seems my results are quite different from most people answering this quiz, but that's probably because I'm a very specific type of christian
 

Sprig of Parsley

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Secular Humanism.

Kind of making some interesting assumptions there, given how much of a misanthrope I tend to be when left to my devices. I consider myself an apatheist, but I don't even care enough about THAT to wave it around a lot.
 
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