brb moving to flo rida
- Jan 31, 2014
I'd send Chris to an Alec Baldwin movie set or a Travis Scott concert.
I think Chris would quit doing that after a while, simply because it would become associated with being work and therefore a responsibility, no matter how many blinking lights there were or how immediate the return would be after a while Chris would detest it as labor for the peons.Don't know why I couldn't quote this message, but:
"I believe it is accurate to say that Chris will never be capable of caring for himself, paying his own way to subsistence, and his very existence will always be an economic burden to others, not to mention an ambient danger to himself and everyone in his proximity. Furthermore, I would go so far as to say that he's basically cursed, as he will never achieve life satisfaction beyond the temporary numbing of his stress with his bizarre coping mechanisms."
I've always stated that Chris is perfectly capable of doing useful labor, but it has to be labor with no delay of gratification. It has to be a situation where if Chris does a useful thing, he is immediately rewarded, and if he ceases to do the thing, the reward stops. This would be very successful in employing a lot of otherwise-unemployable people who suffer from conditions similar to Chris, and it might even be useful in borderline situations where people have trouble achieving their goals due to limited ability to delay gratification. If you could get the work/reward cycle down to under 5-10 minutes, this could reach even people as far gone as Chris.
Manufacturers of gambling machines have this down to a science, although in those cases the "work" is simply giving the casino money. Imagine if you could give the casino labor instead. Imagine little work rooms where retards like Chris could do something useful and be rewarded with blinky jingling lights and coins dumping into a hopper the more they worked.
That fits his pattern. Comics, commissions, videos. When it becomes something he must do on a schedule, he flakes off.I think Chris would quit doing that after a while, simply because it would become associated with being work and therefore a responsibility, no matter how many blinking lights there were or how immediate the return would be after a while Chris would detest it as labor for the peons.
Some countries have bottle return "pawn" prices. like a coke bottle 10 cents(it's included in the price when you buy the full coke bottle), put into an automatic return machine at a grocery store. There are people who will collect those from bins and streets for the return and extra income, even few people who don't need the extra income will do it just for the "high" of doing it. Chris is not one of those persons who would do it, even if it's basically like playing some find the bottle game and finding free money, immediate gratification.
There are similar behavior in some other lolcows - as soon as their new hobby "business" becomes an actual responsibility and categorized as work they drop it, if it's their "passion project" etsy store or whatever it doesn't matter, what only matters is that it becomes a responsibility and true nobility can't have those tying them down. People tried multiple times basically to pay chris just for chris to do his hobbies to no avail.
Now if said bling bling blink blink machine was the only way to get food and to have internet time open, then maybe chris would do it for the bare minimum amount of time necessary. at least it would be something.
Just gather a bunch of degenerate troons from Twitter, finding loathesome sex pests is actually pretty damn easy. Just look for a blue checkmark and pronouns in bio.That's the thing about a jury trial for Chris. It's a jury of your peers.
How the heck are they going to find 12 people that are Chris' equals?
He'd almost certainly become one of those aggressive panhandlers outside of Burger King asking for money (not food or a job),I'd say homeless saga, but I imagine Chris would end up being completely unable to cope without his legos and would end up as some sort of cryptid plaguing Virginia with his demand for toys and the merge.
I dont think the 750 is the other strike, the 0-2 count is the time he tried to run over Snyder with his car and the gamestop mace incident (I think).I think he would already be one, with or without the autism card, no?
The legality of a psych ward is it a form of an alternative form of prison? Because if he is sent there, it's likely he'll never get out. I heard virgina is a 3 strike state though, and he's had 3 strikes if we count the trying to run somebody over, raping his mom, incest AND not to mention stealing $750 from Barb.
I dont think the 750 is the other strike, the 0-2 count is the time he tried to run over Snyder with his car and the gamestop mace incident (I think).
Kinda sucks because although hes not really what you would consider a typical violent offender, he still technically is one, and that will dig this hole even deeper for him
In sexual degeneracy CWC would be pretty light compared to the tranchers tho, but in batshit insanity he is on par.Tranch is the funniest of the options. I'd rather see weens try to sell him the idea of packing his toys and seeking asylum at Tranch instead of that faggotry with converting him to Islam.
I really don't see this ending any other way than involuntary commitment.