Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition

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What should happen to Chris?

  • Prison

    Votes: 206 18.4%
  • Monetary fine

    Votes: 1 0.1%
  • Mental institution

    Votes: 349 31.2%
  • Nothing (forgiveness blessing)

    Votes: 29 2.6%
  • Put to sleep

    Votes: 135 12.1%
  • LADY'S prison

    Votes: 35 3.1%
  • No prison, but hobo saga

    Votes: 103 9.2%
  • Group home

    Votes: 76 6.8%
  • Live with Cole

    Votes: 39 3.5%
  • Move to Tranch

    Votes: 127 11.4%
  • Other

    Votes: 18 1.6%

  • Total voters
    1,118

ninsianna88

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I would get the Dragon Balls and ask shenron to cure Chris from his autism. Shenron would probably tell me to fuck off because that's beyond the scope of his powers. So I would bring back Anne Sullivan along with a scholarship for her to get an update on "Exceptional individual's education". Only Anne would have enough patience and dedication to put the work to better up Chris without losing her patience to ultimately troll tf out of him, like literally every other white knight tragically turned troll over the course of the sagas.

And even if that fails, then Chris shall be put to sleep. His case goes beyond the current understanding of the human mind and developmental disorders. Primarily due to the lack of early care.

Year after year I thought "Chris definitely can't top this" only to be left in shock at the next most-fucked-up thing he eventually did. Until we end up here, god knows how could he outdo himself after this, but he's proven he can. So, jokes aside, being permanently institutionalized is the only way to prevent something worse than raping Barb from happening.
 

Hongourable Madisha

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If he goes to a group home, it'll have to be a men-only one, or else he'll be a risk for molesting the boyfriend-free female tards and staff. Imagine being a tardette and being trapped in an institution with Chris. I wouldn't wish that on anyone, least of all a vulnerable sped who might not be able to fight him off or articulate what he's doing to her to tell anyone.
 

longlurk new accunt

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Don't know why I couldn't quote this message, but:

"I believe it is accurate to say that Chris will never be capable of caring for himself, paying his own way to subsistence, and his very existence will always be an economic burden to others, not to mention an ambient danger to himself and everyone in his proximity. Furthermore, I would go so far as to say that he's basically cursed, as he will never achieve life satisfaction beyond the temporary numbing of his stress with his bizarre coping mechanisms."

I've always stated that Chris is perfectly capable of doing useful labor, but it has to be labor with no delay of gratification. It has to be a situation where if Chris does a useful thing, he is immediately rewarded, and if he ceases to do the thing, the reward stops. This would be very successful in employing a lot of otherwise-unemployable people who suffer from conditions similar to Chris, and it might even be useful in borderline situations where people have trouble achieving their goals due to limited ability to delay gratification. If you could get the work/reward cycle down to under 5-10 minutes, this could reach even people as far gone as Chris.

Manufacturers of gambling machines have this down to a science, although in those cases the "work" is simply giving the casino money. Imagine if you could give the casino labor instead. Imagine little work rooms where retards like Chris could do something useful and be rewarded with blinky jingling lights and coins dumping into a hopper the more they worked.
I think Chris would quit doing that after a while, simply because it would become associated with being work and therefore a responsibility, no matter how many blinking lights there were or how immediate the return would be after a while Chris would detest it as labor for the peons.

Some countries have bottle return "pawn" prices. like a coke bottle 10 cents(it's included in the price when you buy the full coke bottle), put into an automatic return machine at a grocery store. There are people who will collect those from bins and streets for the return and extra income, even few people who don't need the extra income will do it just for the "high" of doing it. Chris is not one of those persons who would do it, even if it's basically like playing some find the bottle game and finding free money, immediate gratification.

There are similar behavior in some other lolcows - as soon as their new hobby "business" becomes an actual responsibility and categorized as work they drop it, if it's their "passion project" etsy store or whatever it doesn't matter, what only matters is that it becomes a responsibility and true nobility can't have those tying them down. People tried multiple times basically to pay chris just for chris to do his hobbies to no avail.

Now if said bling bling blink blink machine was the only way to get food and to have internet time open, then maybe chris would do it for the bare minimum amount of time necessary. at least it would be something.
 

Ophelia

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I think Chris would quit doing that after a while, simply because it would become associated with being work and therefore a responsibility, no matter how many blinking lights there were or how immediate the return would be after a while Chris would detest it as labor for the peons.

Some countries have bottle return "pawn" prices. like a coke bottle 10 cents(it's included in the price when you buy the full coke bottle), put into an automatic return machine at a grocery store. There are people who will collect those from bins and streets for the return and extra income, even few people who don't need the extra income will do it just for the "high" of doing it. Chris is not one of those persons who would do it, even if it's basically like playing some find the bottle game and finding free money, immediate gratification.

There are similar behavior in some other lolcows - as soon as their new hobby "business" becomes an actual responsibility and categorized as work they drop it, if it's their "passion project" etsy store or whatever it doesn't matter, what only matters is that it becomes a responsibility and true nobility can't have those tying them down. People tried multiple times basically to pay chris just for chris to do his hobbies to no avail.

Now if said bling bling blink blink machine was the only way to get food and to have internet time open, then maybe chris would do it for the bare minimum amount of time necessary. at least it would be something.
That fits his pattern. Comics, commissions, videos. When it becomes something he must do on a schedule, he flakes off.
 

mikaylatoads

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I'd say homeless saga, but I imagine Chris would end up being completely unable to cope without his legos and would end up as some sort of cryptid plaguing Virginia with his demand for toys and the merge.
He'd almost certainly become one of those aggressive panhandlers outside of Burger King asking for money (not food or a job),
 

Asdfgunman81

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Behind prison bars for the rest of his days. I'm certain that not even his family wants that lunatic near them.
 

cellprocesses

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I think he would already be one, with or without the autism card, no?

The legality of a psych ward is it a form of an alternative form of prison? Because if he is sent there, it's likely he'll never get out. I heard virgina is a 3 strike state though, and he's had 3 strikes if we count the trying to run somebody over, raping his mom, incest AND not to mention stealing $750 from Barb.
I dont think the 750 is the other strike, the 0-2 count is the time he tried to run over Snyder with his car and the gamestop mace incident (I think).

Kinda sucks because although hes not really what you would consider a typical violent offender, he still technically is one, and that will dig this hole even deeper for him
 

Pointless Sperg

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I dont think the 750 is the other strike, the 0-2 count is the time he tried to run over Snyder with his car and the gamestop mace incident (I think).

Kinda sucks because although hes not really what you would consider a typical violent offender, he still technically is one, and that will dig this hole even deeper for him

The three strikes only apply to violent felonies. Hitting Snyder was reduced to a misdemeanor in the plea agreement, as was the Gamestop pepper spray incident.

Even if Chris is convicted of multiple felonies in his current case, they would only count collectively as one strike. The idea of the three strikes law is that each strike happens after you have been punished and released for a crime. Thus for Chris to receive three strikes, he would have to commit another violent felony after release from his current confinement, be sentenced for that, then convicted of another one after the second release.

Chris will not be in for three strikes for a long time, or ever, probably. I don't think he is going to carry pepper spray again, he's never going to carry a gun, he's not going to have the opportunity to rape anyone. My only concern would be road rage.
 

MG-34

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Tranch is the funniest of the options. I'd rather see weens try to sell him the idea of packing his toys and seeking asylum at Tranch instead of that faggotry with converting him to Islam.
 

NynchLiggers

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Tranch is the funniest of the options. I'd rather see weens try to sell him the idea of packing his toys and seeking asylum at Tranch instead of that faggotry with converting him to Islam.
In sexual degeneracy CWC would be pretty light compared to the tranchers tho, but in batshit insanity he is on par.
 

Pointless Sperg

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I really don't see this ending any other way than involuntary commitment.

Long-term involuntary commitment is almost impossible these days. The laws were changed to make it extremely hard to impose, and most state hospitals have been closed and the ones that remain are reserved for the legally insane, which Chris is not. Most states can now only do temporary holds that range from a few days to a few weeks.

The reason you see so many crazy homeless people on the street isn't that there aren't programs out there, but the programs require cooperation, and often aren't located in the areas that the crazy homeless flock to.
 

Interchanger

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There was a green text story from 4chan that resurfaced a while back. There was a fella in it more autistic and warped than Chris living in some kind of commune with other autistic people. All very low functioning, the main autistic in the story slung pop at people and another only communicated in grunts and karate.

So Chris would be right at home there. And kiwi and seems could still have contact, more contact than we do know continuing the story till he finally passed on, (all those mcnuggets have taken a toll) living out his days tard raging about mlp.

Be interesting if (due to his supposed high fictional autism) becomes somthing of a central figure fir the other autistics in the commune.

Kind of like the old saying; in the valley of the blind the one eyed man is King.