CAPTAIN MATI
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Sword fight to the death against Kim Jong Un atop the Empire State Building.
Chris should be taken to a special room in the prison, layed on the bed, allowed to watch the mlp, all as a pretty girl in a nurse uniform administrates Chris 50 milligrams of potassium chloride intravenously.
Sword fight to the death against Kim Jong Un atop the Empire State Building.
The funniest thing would be if he was released on probation with the only rule being that he can't fuck his mom anymore, then he did it anyway the first night back and told some random bitch on Discord all about it.
Actually it would be even funnier if there was a government installed car alarm on Barb's pussy that went off.
Kim Jong Un has lost weight recently, Chris should watch out.They're both fat fucks in terrible health, Chris might stand a fighting chance in that battle. Jail Chris might have gotten in good enough shape to come out victorious.
Ngl I thought that was Kengle.The only true form of justice would be to lock him in a motel room with Jacob Sockness for a month.View attachment 2851928
Potassium infusion burns.You want to give him a potassium supplement to improve his nutrition or something?
The intravenous LD50 of KCl is ~60mg/kg. Chris weighs a hell of a lot more than 1kg.
They're both fat fucks in terrible health, Chris might stand a fighting chance in that battle. Jail Chris might have gotten in good enough shape to come out victorious.
That's what I'm saying.Execution. It would be the best for all involved.
Yeah, he's so fucked that you can't even fix him no matter how hard you trythe fact he'll never get better
Completely unrealisticmaking a choice to snap back into reality