Containment What SHOULD Chris's fate be? - Gay CWC fanfic edition

[Isaac]

Chris has already gotten what he deserved. The tard should be allowed to play with his legos until he is insitituionalized

 

[NaggotFigger]

Continue live in jail, waiting for his trial, returning back to Barb's hands but instead having a distanced relationship to each other, then get back to his autism territory and live in misery until he died.

 

[Ms. 45]

My wish for Chris is legally impossible, but here it is: If the state had the power to mandate such things, I'd like to see Chris and Isabella Janke sentenced to cohabitation in a comfortable house or apartment, 24/7/365, with no visitors, until they either killed each other or themselves. I have always felt that they deserve each other.

 

[REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]

My wish for Chris is legally impossible, but here it is: If the state had the power to mandate such things, I'd like to see Chris and Isabella Janke sentenced to cohabitation in a comfortable house or apartment, 24/7/365, with no visitors, until they either killed each other or themselves. I have always felt that they deserve each other.

Wouldn't that basically be Love Quest DLC?

 

[️ronic]

Forced to Relive TooManyGames in a Groundhogs Day-style time loop.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

My wish for Chris is legally impossible, but here it is: If the state had the power to mandate such things, I'd like to see Chris and Isabella Janke sentenced to cohabitation in a comfortable house or apartment, 24/7/365, with no visitors, until they either killed each other or themselves. I have always felt that they deserve each other.

Bella lead Chris on so much, she basically owes him nookie at this point. I think every third night would be a good schedule.

Forced to Relive TooManyGames in a Groundhogs Day-style time loop.

Do you think Chris would eventually get it right? Would not getting kicked out be the win condition, or would he have to achieve something more substantial? Maybe forming a romantic relationship at the con?

 

[Ms. 45]

Bella lead Chris on so much, she basically owes him nookie at this point. I think every third night would be a good schedule.

Every third night, huh? Now, where have I heard that before?

 

[️ronic]

Do you think Chris would eventually get it right? Would not getting kicked out be the win condition, or would he have to achieve something more substantial? Maybe forming a romantic relationship at the con?

He'd endlessly try different combinations of people to try to kiss, unintentionally gaining immortality.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

Ideally, the dimensional merge happens, only for Liquid Chris to take his rightful place as ruler of the multiverse. Chris subsequently has to watch in anguish as Liquid Chris takes Sonichu and Barbara, among many others important to CWC, as thew newest members of his harem.

 

[PR7K3Z]

He needs help, serious help.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Ideally, the dimensional merge happens, only for Liquid Chris to take his rightful place as ruler of the multiverse. Chris subsequently has to watch in anguish as Liquid Chris takes Sonichu and Barbara, among many others important to CWC, as thew newest members of his harem.

It's been nearly fifteen years. You can quit the Liquid Chris dick-riding now.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

It's been nearly fifteen years. You can quit the Liquid Chris dick-riding now.

I love how his inclusion was where you drew the line at the reasonableness of my reply.

 

[White Diamond]

neuralink experiment, fed every form of media ever directly into the brain, direct connection to all social media. Put into white room.

Baddabing baddaboom, infinite lulz

 

[TerrorSperg99]

Euthanizing him at this point would be a mercy killing.

 

[Some old rug idk]

Kidnapped immediately after leaving prison for human black market and sold as personal slave for Yugi Naka, the creator of sonic

 

[PlasticOwls]

Prison or a mental institution won't do jack shit for someone as stubborn and resistant to change like Chris.

Group home is what would benefit Chris the most, but if he ended up a hobo, I wouldn't shed a tear for him.

 

[Tylerbatesguides]

Since he's already going extremely insane in prison. I say Mental institution. Nothing in this world will help that stupid fuck even after when he gets out of jail. He probably might end up be seeing as how he has no skills of life in terms of good people skills, normal qualities, and etc.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

I'm not an A-Log at all. Through all of his antics I've just sat back with popcorn and had a laugh. But at this point he's drew porn of girls he met in real life, tried to run over someone with a van, maced a store employee, reportedly been banned from multiple retail stores, tried to do a dragon ball z death curse on his college dean, groped people at a convention, accidently burned his house down, wounded his own taint, and raped his mother.

this nigga is a menace to society and belongs in the looney bin.

 

[FinnSven]

I'm not an A-Log at all. Through all of his antics I've just sat back with popcorn and had a laugh. But at this point he's drew porn of girls he met in real life, tried to run over someone with a van, maced a store employee, reportedly been banned from multiple retail stores, tried to do a dragon ball z death curse on his college dean, groped people at a convention, accidently burned his house down, wounded his own taint, and raped his mother.

this nigga is a menace to society and belongs in the looney bin.

He is like a well-written comedy character.

I suppose all of the best Lolcows are.

But Chris, it is like he read a pamphlet on how to fail completely at life in the USA and followed it to the letter.

 

[Eradicate]

I would remove Chris from all planes of existence, but allow knowledge of him to persist and, immediately after that, make a subtly antagonistic and condescending thread on KF about it once I lawfully log into the website using the correct credentials. I would then pick up some sluts in the club and bring them back in the lambo to the mansion, shit would be so cash.