Interests What should Chris's video game be like? -

[Lipitor]

What the fuck is Chris even talking about when he says he wants a video game? Like does he just want Sonic but with Sonichu in it? Or does he wanna be Ash and go out and catch Sonichus? The fuck is it he expects?

Would it be like Gone Home, but for autism. Where you spend the whole game just trying navigate the horde at 14 BLC and pick up contextual story objects to laugh at?

Or would it be more like Phoenix Wright, except you just get tons of continuances and everyone just sort of forgets what they're doing here by the end of it so they just let you go.

I don't know what do you think?

 

[CatParty]

What the fuck is Chris even talking about when he says he wants a video game? Like does he just want Sonic but with Sonichu in it? Or does he wanna be Ash and go out and catch Sonichus? The fuck is it he expects?

Would it be like Gone Home, but for autism. Where you spend the whole game just trying navigate the horde and pick up contextual story objects to laugh at?

Or would it be more like Phoenix Wright, except you just get tons of continuances and everyone just sort of forgets what they're doing here by the end of it so they just let you go.

I don't know what do you think?

won't be as good as @Maple's game

 

[TheAmazingAxolotl]

A platformer that has no platform and when you press the jump button Chris just shits himself and does nothing.

 

[Ravenor]

To answer the original question, Awful.

 

[SlanderousMockery]

A giant ego trip with 100% of the game's content stolen from some of his favorite games

 

[SnergenFlergen]

Non-existent.

 

[rocket]

i want to watch a lets play of him playing maple's game

 

[MY 405]

Crashes into slumber during set up menu.

 

[Optimus Prime]

You need the full set of custom CWC Amiibos to play.

 

[AW 006]

Aimless, disorganized mess- I mean True and Honest epic quest pitting a beautiful lesbian trans heroine against the jerkcops and trolls. Featuring a rockin' soundtrack by Christian and the Sonichu Boys and gratuitous sex simulators with such life like options such as "tickle the pussy" and "lick your pretty little clit there".

But lets be honest. This is what we are going to get:

 

[Mister Grumpy Pants]

Whatever it'd be, it'd outdo Superman 64 and E.T. on Atari as the worst games of all time. Better find another landfill to throw the unsold copies in

 

[JU 199]

An FPS with 100% more autism.

 

[Jerkologist]

My vision is a 3rd person platformer like Brutal Legend, based on his daily life. Story-wise and aesthetically, I want it to be equal parts "The Room," "Phantasm," "Eraserhead," "Bully," (Rockstar game) and Pokemon.

 

[Dr. Meme]

like pokemon but with fetish art in it

 

[Bridechu]

It'd be a Guitar Hero knockoff starring Robee and the Tomgirls, only it's now Christine and the Tomgirls because Grandma gets what Grandma wants. Also every song is dubbed over with Chris's caterwauling.

There's a special High Functioning mode where no matter what button you push you get a perfect score and the game tells you how beautiful a woman you are.

 

[EnsignDisposable]

I bet if we saw a design document, er, wish list of ideas, it'd average out a lot like (ironically) Sonic Boom: linear, mostly-automatic Go Fast sections between beat-em-up setpieces. With his current obsessions, I'd bet it'd be like Amiibo, coming with a Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo and compatible with every Amiibo in existence, especially the dozens of Sonichu Amiibos. The characters would be hideously broken (in the gameplay sense, and in the regular sense if he insists on using his own hand-made models) and the game itself trivially easy.

If we're talking about his own Adult Chronicles, I bet it'd be a mashup of at least half a dozen different genres that fit together as seamlessly as the different games in Action 52.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

A beat 'em up game with jerkops and janekops as ordinary mooks and Liquid Chris, Mary Lee Walsh and other notorious trolls as bosses.

Spoiler

The final boss is autism

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

It should be about cakefarts

 

[Segue]

He's made videos in the past discussing what he wants a Sonichu game to be like. He basically wants it to be a platforming game like Sonic where you play as every Sonichu and they all have their own abilities.

 

[DawnDusk]

It would be way past super cool. Look at how Chris squints into the distance, armed with a plastic guitar video game peripheral on his back.