What should I do if a cockroach crawls into my cock? -

[Witthel]

Just asking for a friend.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Don’t cum unless you and the Cockroach are ready to settle down.

 

[Vingle]

Gotta snip it off, no other way. It's just god telling you to be the woman you are

 

[verygayFrogs]

Sir this is a White Castle

 

[Oliveoil]

DO NOT put it by a rat.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

Burn your penis you filthy degenerate!

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Allow it to deposit its ootheca. A few weeks down the line, start an OnlyFans centered around your ability to spray baby cockroaches out of your dick. Become rich and famous.

 

[Friendly Futa]

Put honey on your dick and stick it in an anthill and watch the ants crawl over and eat the roach.

 

[Big Ruski]

Seems like you got an STI, Sexually Transmitted Insect. I'm gonna prescribe you Boric acid to dip your dick into every day for an hour, Your wife can administer the acid during your daily Cock and Ball Torture.

 

[BayView]

spray raid in ur cock and you should piss out the roaches in a couple hours. Might sting a bit but it gets the job done

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Have you tried not lounging around naked during a cockroach infestation? Anyway, congratulations on the nymphs.

 

[COCl₂]

I am not seeing the problem here. I have four in my penis right now. I love feeling their antennas feeling my urethra.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Deport it back to Turkey

 

[The eternal eye]

Suck it out and eat it.