What should I tell the mob if they demand I wear a mask. - Diaper mandates don't work.

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Solar Eclipse Paradox

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Mask Mandates have been reinstated in my area and I really don't want to wear a face diaper anymore. What are some convincing arguments to get the mob to leave me alone and if they refuse, what should I do?
 

SneedEyeMitch

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Say you only wear a mask when you're hitting the town with bois
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knobslobbin

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Maintain eye contact while taking a mask and putting it into your pants, then do a few really grunty squats then retrieve said mask and place it back in the pile and carry on as normal. The eye contact is key, under no circumstances blink.
 

millais

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Claim you have medical exemption due to asthma or other chronic respiratory illness.
 

Solid Snek

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Tell them you're trans.

The should be enough to shame any maskfag into silence, but if they keep pestering you, shout "I'm being misgendered!!!" until they shut the fuck up.

-edit- that's assuming you live in America. If you live in Afghanistan, for God's sake, don't argue, just do whatever they tell you.
 

SandyCat

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Tell them you're trans.

The should be enough to shame any maskfag into silence, but if they keep pestering you, shout "I'm being misgendered!!!" until they shut the fuck up.

-edit- that's assuming you live in America. If you live in Afghanistan, for God's sake, don't argue, just do whatever they tell you.