what should i title this?? - livestream 6/17/2021 - in which Amber tells us how she spent THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS on 400 graphic novels

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Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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So far, more forced laughing. Excuses as to why some people haven't received their earrings.
Claims to have bought thousands of dollars of graphic novels in the span of a week.

First Amberism: "constanent" for continent

She is superbly annoying this afternoon.

Talking about bands, and of course Big Al doesn't know shit about anything. Becky is firing data at her, and says, "I'm trying to help you@"

Big Al's reply: "I don't want to be helped."

BoredHousewife donates another hundred, with a bullshit note.

"Trivia", none of which Big Al knows. Becky managed to name the planets, and only swapped the order of Mercury and Venus. So, there's that. Because Big Al is stupid, we've now moved on to riddles. Apparently, she hates the word "holes" for some stupid reason.

Discussion of sparkling water. Who gives a shit? Big Al's cackling is annoying someone other than me, based on the chat. Aggressively trying to act like she's happy as a clam.

Very short discussion about Density. Big Al is gross and mentions someone's "cleave" from the chat. This leads to Becky saying she will look at someone and in her head go "wow" or something, and you can tell Big Al is offended AS FUCK. LOL

Generic stupidity that we've come to expect from Big Al.

Wedding talk: someone asks if they're going to have a 10 year engagement ("probs") and what the ideal wedding would be. Big Al says something about a mansion and a chandelier; Becky says that sounds like a soap opera (I agree; cheesy). She then starts yammering about an outside wedding, with twinkle lights, and maybe when those pink trees start blooming - you know, cherry blossoms are generally the ONE flowering tree that most people know because everyone mentions the cherry blossoms in spring. Someone points out that would be a good time for an outside wedding, because later in the year it's too hot. Agreed. Deanna says they will never get married. Also agreed.

They're only staying on an hour because they have things to do. My guess: Wommart/Target and eating.

Big Al claims to have been doing "100 days of weighing in", and today, day four, she "forgot", as if her head is crammed with so much info that it just slipped by. We know from trivia that is isn't, and besides, lugging around 600 pounds should be a reminder of it. She claims she might do it anyway (I don't believe that). Deanna says she needs to lose 500 pounds, Big Al claims that if she did, she would only weigh "like 50 pounds". Sure, Jan.

More dead air time. She's sitting on the couch this afternoon, picks up the camera to show it. I guess everyone who thought she was on the floor time before last was right.

Oh, and one thing that happened earlier in the stream: some complete fucking idiot asked Big Al for advice on depression and stopping shopping like crazy. Someone in the chat said "Advice: see a therapist" and Big Al says see a shrink and a therapist, like she does not.

Big Al annoys the dog with that stupid high pitched squealing she does at it. Minor chit chat, and the stream is over as Big Al and Becky head to do all the things that supposedly takes up their life.
 
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Slappy McGherkin

Bartender? Make that a double.
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How much more suck ass can any one person be? <smh>

New Hamber word - "conversate"

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formerfatcow

Current Skinny Bitch
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Amber is such a boring cow now. These livestreams aren't even worth watching, I can't see how anyone gets enough enjoyment out of hatewatching them to pay to participate in chat, yet you have people like Deanna Larsen who seem to be there every stream just to prod her.

Such a shame that people like The Bored Housewife will continue to enable these lazy money grabs so Amber has no incentive to go back to her old content.
 

shameful existence

RIP Alec Holowka
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But I don't feel like clipping the embarrassing trivia Q&As. How do these women exist? How is it possible to live thirty years and not learn the most basic facts about the world? Who gave either of them high school diploma? How does Becky go on a politics rant right after not being able to name the planets in a proper order? How does it not give her a pause? No matter how trashy the books Amberlynn allegedly reads are, she would have learned SOMETHING from them. MATI even though they don't elect my politicians. 🎩
 
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dfranki723

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The stream won't even load for me, probably for the best if she's doing the fake laughing shit.
"Trivia", none of which Big Al knows.
I think that extends further than just trivia.

E - Ah it loaded and the first thing I hear is ''I'M BIPOLAR'' okay, you wanna know how to tell someone is bullshitting about their mental illness? By humble bragging and bringing it up every five fucking minutes. Teens brag about how mentally ill they are, you as a 30 year old should not. Watching her pretend to be manic is like watching criminals pretend to be insane for a lighter sentence.

And she's blaming Becky for not sending packages, holy shit you smarmy, lazy twat.
It's only been ten minutes, ten bloody minutes.

I think she's bringing up the $1000's of dollars spent on graphic novels to disprove the current observations being made about her dwindling income.
 
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But I don't feel like clipping the embarrassing trivia Q&As. How do these women exist? How is it possible to live thirty years and not learn the most basic facts about the world? Who gave either of them high school diploma? How does Becky go on a politics rant right after not being able to name the planets in a proper order? How does it not give her a pause? No matter how trashy the books Amberlynn allegedly reads are, she would have learned SOMETHING from them. MATI even though they don't elect my politicians. 🎩
Becky is looking extra autistic today
 

UsedUp

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The type of people that seriously get entertainment from watching Big Al, their mentality or attention span is lower than a child's. I compare it to watching your favourite show, seasons and episodes and expecting plot progression but it's literally as if you're rewatching the exact same episode of your favourite show day in and day out, expecting plot progression and get nothing. With every new diet plan. How do these viewers of hers for years now, being fed the same lines NEW YEAR NEW ME! I'd suck start a shot gun if my life consisted of watching the exact episode every and getting nothing. They must be big fans of the Greek Mythological Figure Tantalus, if I may be so bold to say.
 

Stephanie Brown

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Ok i'm going to sound retarted but it kinda frustrates me how Amber rarely ever mentions her passion for graphic novels and never shows us what she's reading. I know its sounds stupid but I actually find it interesting that she's into that, i'm a fan of comics as well and i'm curious but its the only part of her life that she never talks about, she made all those stupid ya book video's so why not film one about graphic novels?
 

TwinkieBooBoo

Jeremy Dewittes Purple Headed Strobe Light
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But I don't feel like clipping the embarrassing trivia Q&As. How do these women exist? How is it possible to live thirty years and not learn the most basic facts about the world? Who gave either of them high school diploma? How does Becky go on a politics rant right after not being able to name the planets in a proper order? How does it not give her a pause? No matter how trashy the books Amberlynn allegedly reads are, she would have learned SOMETHING from them. MATI even though they don't elect my politicians. 🎩
I'm just about this gobsmacked too. The "Anything I don't know, I haven't been taught" from the other recent stream was a pretty incredible statement. But it doesn't surprise me either, she never seems genuinely enamored by Beckys brief but genuine displays of intelligence and mostly pop-culture knowledge. She doesn't even seem to be jealous that Becky is smarter than her, as Amber doesn't see the need to improve in this regard.
 

DefCon Dumb

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The "anything I don't know, I haven't been taught" motif reflects her general passive attitude to life. Things happen TO Amber; she is not at all inclined to active choices... unless it's a matter of choosing what menu or which item on a menu.

She's the baby bird in the nest - all anyone sees is the angry red gaping maw expecting to be filled.

What am I saying? She's every baby bird rolled into one & exhausting her "parents".
 
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