What things are Chris scared of? -

[The Dude]

In this thread we discuss things that scare Chris...besides homos.

If I remember correctly he once mentioned he's afraid of ghosts.

 

[For The Internet]

He's afraid of niggos stealing his crap.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

CHANGE!!!

 

[OBAMATRON]

Didn't Clyde or an imposter scare him and cause ?
Edit: If I recall correctly, it was "a big one" and he left it for his mother.

 

[The Dude]

Didn't Clyde or an imposter scare him and cause ?
Edit: If I recall correctly, it was "a big one" and he left it for his mother.

Someone claiming to be Clyde called him and threatened to kill him and he literally shit the bed. Then he hid in a pile of stuffed animals like fucking E.T.

 

[A-№1]

Someone claiming to be Clyde called him and threatened to kill him and he literally shit the bed.

Goddamn ween trolls.

This is why we can't have nice things.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

He's afraid of police officers and authority. Every time somebody tries to stop him, he runs.

I seem to recall he's also afraid of:

*The previously-mentioned homosexuals.
*Slow-in-the-minds.
*Tobacco.
*At one time, alcohol.
*He once claimed to be literally afraid of the internet.

 

[For The Internet]

He's afraid of approaching women.

He's afraid of women approaching.

 

[A-№1]

It would be mare efficient to ask what Chris ISN'T afraid of.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

He's afraid of not getting his way.

All other fears you could possibly suggest are merely components of this parent fear.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Dicks.

 

[The Dude]

Someone claiming to be Clyde called him and threatened to kill him and he literally shit the bed.

Goddamn ween trolls.

This is why we can't have nice things.

This was years ago during the Ivy Saga
Some not-Clyde left him a voicemail saying he was going to murder Chris. Chris went boom-boom in the bed and covered it up, placing a large stuffed animal with sunglasses in the bed to trick Clyde/not-Clyde. He then hid on his couch and covered himself with stuffed animals and fell back asleep. Then he had a wet dream about Ivy. He left the bed a mess for a day or two before Burp finally relented and cleaned his dookie sheets.

 

[OBAMATRON]

He's afraid of police officers and authority. Every time somebody tries to stop him, he runs.

Chris is a huge pussy, but he does seem to "fight" authority figures pretty often. Curse-ye-ha-me-has and da finger, and he claims the cops wrassled him after he resisted on oct 28. I'm not sayin he's brave, just .

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I'm pretty sure we've discussed this in other topics thousands of times.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

It would be mare efficient to ask what Chris ISN'T afraid of.

Feeling shame.

 

[The Dude]

I'm pretty sure we've discussed this in other topics thousands of times.

Must have been before my time because I can't recall ever seeing a thread dedicated specifically to Chris' fears.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I didn't mean a thread, I mean we've discussed his fears in other topics when we discuss other things.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I seem to recall he's also afraid of:
*Tobacco.
*At one time, alcohol.

It's less that he's afraid of these and more that he hates them. Also he did a 180 on alcohol.

Chris is a huge pussy, but he does seem to "fight" authority figures pretty often. Curse-ye-ha-me-has and da finger

He's a suburban middle schooler who just discovered the Sex Pistols then.

As for fears, getting in trouble with Borb. That seems to be his #1.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Having to work for a living

 

[MrTroll]

Jerkops, and likely soon, jerkudges (credit to whoever thought that one up in the "Just kill me now" thread).