Orbiter What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 15 Pages Of Triggered People

Gorlax

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The fact that she never experiences consequences. You might say being unable to walk for more than three minutes or take a shower every night would be karma but that shit don’t bother her at all. Not one bit. She’s perfectly content with her teeth rotting out and with thousands of people wishing death on her, her existence is just a blob of nothing.
 

Daisy

I have a complicated relationship with Mondays
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Her shitty attitude towards her health. She ignores the doctors' advice, stuffs her fat face with 5k calories per day at LEAST, sits around and wastes space, and it's a wonder she hasn't croaked yet.

(That, and the CF video with the orange chicken made ME crave orange chicken. You'd think watching Hamber stuff her face with it would put me off the stuff, but CF's still looks tasty even if there's no way I'd pay that much for sugary chicken glop.)
 
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Her reactions to people or animals moving around her. You live with 3 people and 5 animals and yet when a sound happens or people walk in you cant comprehend it.


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This one is just absurd, she looks exactly like a toddler in a high chair.
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Dear lord. That absolute emptiness in her eyes. Its like 1000 yards stare but with food. Its like shes high out of her fucking mind.
What was she eating? Pure meth?
 

Serial Grapist

Bitch, I like grapes 🍇
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Her reactions to people or animals moving around her. You live with 3 people and 5 animals and yet when a sound happens or people walk in you cant comprehend it.
Nah, that’s one of the things that always makes me laugh about her, she always looks like she’s just been caught sneaking food.

I’ve never seen such an easily startled person in my life.



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BhertMern

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Her new intro is horrible. ALR and Becky struggle to fit into the frame as those stupid filters are floating over their fat faces. Becky looks dead ass into the camera as she struggles to lean into Amber's arm blubber so she can suck on her nasty cheek. That's followed up by photos of pets that deserve a better home. Then you get Becky and Hamber struggling to fit into the frame again. And finally the dainty queen eye-fucking herself in the viewfinder, complete with an obnoxious filter that does not hide the fact that she's trying to suck in her obese cheeks.

And to complement the worst slideshow imaginable there's Otis McMusic playing, AKA the Content Cop music. You know, the music that (if you're a Content Cop fan) might lead you to believe that you're about to watch golden tier thoughtful and well recorded entertainment. But no, instead you're getting a morbidly obese greasy haired manipulative mountain of fat telling endless lies as she pretends to enjoy lettuce and struggles to walk in place for less than 3 minutes.
 

Fandom Trash

Just your typical tumblr trash
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When I was watching her "vacation" video to Lexington, I really thought it was gross that Amber brought her bedding to the hotel. It looked unwashed with black shit on it and probably got pissed on by pets.

Plus I found it gross that she was eating her freaking meals on the bed. I understand there's probably only one table to use in the room, but that's why people go out and sit in restaurants and not dirty up the place they're going to sleep on.

Sorry, I just got weirded out by it.
 
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mekalekahi

I resigned up for weight watchers
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When I was watching her "vacation" video to Lexington, I really thought it was gross that Amber brought her bedding to the hotel. It looked unwashed with black shit on it and probably got pissed on by pets.

Plus I found it gross that she was eating her freaking meals on the bed. I understand there's probably only one table to use in the room, but that's why people go out and sit in restaurants and not dirty up the place they're going to sleep on.

Sorry, I just got weirded out by it.
All the animals have fleas, so she graced the hotel with whatever she brought from home.
 

Koresh

Vernon Wayne Howell
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This has been touched on in other people's replies, but for me, it's how blatant of an emotional abuser she is. She hits every check mark every time to the point someone could make a bingo card and get a blackout every single time. Like in her leaving youtube video, she was talking about how boohoo suicidal she was, then immediately after saying her line about not knowing if she can go on living or whatever, she pulls this fucking face.

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Then you have the exceptional individuals on Youtube and Reddit saying that her shitty past excuses that she's a hardcore manipulator. Fuck no. So many people have been horribly abused and have had shitty things happen to them, a lot of people have had worse things happen to them, but they're not out here suicide baiting and redirecting all the blame onto the people who are giving her money to live a cushy bourgeoisie life. She doesn't have an excuse, she's just a shitty emotional abuser who is so stereotypical and over the top in her blatant gaslighting that she wouldn't be out of place in a Sandler comedy.
 

Senor Gatin

Sacred Ointment Unofficial Distributor
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I got into Amberlynn around a week ago tbh. Her fake accent used to trigger me but now that I've grown used to it I can skim through her videos just fine. Why yes I binge watched some of her videos, as a regular autistic individual.

Her blatant lies are what trigger me the most now. I know she lies about her diet, I know she stuffs her face when she's not on camera, it's so obvious it hurts. I just wish I could see that rather than seeing her eating a shitty salad.
 

Super Colon Blow

Does she have big thingies?
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Everything she does with her lardy face! Smacking, licking, slurping, chewing with her mouth open, and making the cunty expression. I have a formerly feral cat with nicer manners.
 
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