What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

Moonpie

Ride the Lightening
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The friggin big mouth bites she takes.
Her wonky eyes that truly look dead. (As another poster mentioned).
The faces she makes.
How she thinks she's beautiful when she just looks like a deformed freak. No amount of makeup can help her ugly ass.

I just discovered this lardass liar a couple of months ago. I've been a lurker here for awhile. It didn't take long to see how manipulative she is.
 

TyroneCoalburn

clapping cheeks in fortissimo
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What Null said in a livestream about people receiving welfare and being insufferable nuisances to the rest of society, just adapted to YouTubers like Hamber or e.g. Boogie. Receiving fat money (dat pun) for the lowest effort, screeching 'I know best about everything and everyone I dont like is a haydur' and blaming everyone else but them for their mishaps. And then pretending to be some worth to society except being a theme park of lulz for the Kiwi Farms.
 

JambledUpWords

Thin privilege is real y’all
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All of her ill fitting clothes. She’ll say in a cute manner that she’s a size 4. In reality a size 4 in Torrid is XXXXXL. Besides that, she needs clothes made of sheets because of her gigantic mass. If she paid someone to sew muumuus out of bedsheets, it would probably be cheaper in the long run because they would actually accommodate her growing size better. Not to mention, her delusion about being a size 4 or 5 is ridiculous. Torrid size 6 fits her best and even that is tight on her. She should stop shopping at Torrid altogether because it does not fit her. I’m usually more forgiving when I see other people with badly fitting clothes, but those people aren’t the literal size of an adult male silverback gorilla. Also, most people are uncomfortable enough wearing clothes two sizes too small and size up if they need to. Albert does none of that. She also doesn’t bathe very often so her clothes probably have a putrid smell, like Al herself. She should do the decent thing and throw out all her clothes and switch to muumuus and buy good walking shoes. If she willingly got herself to that size, she shouldn’t be spending more money than she needs on clothes.
 

DuckSucker

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Her big dumb face and head that she thinks is so pretty. Also when she uses dainty hand motions yet her fingers are so dirty and fat.
Im with you on that but at the same time, it cracks me up, it's a weird feeling. It's so fucking aggravating and at the same time so fucking funny when she points her fat fucking stupid swollen fingers at something.

You know how fat infants cant talk, so they just point at things they want and make noises? Whenever I see her point at something, that's what Im reminded of. When yall call her a toddler or say she's mentally stunted and has arrested development, and I see her point at something, with her fat hand in the corner of the screen, I just die.

I mean I guess I was taught it was kind of rude to point or something, it isnt really, but it's just an odd gesture to me. Maybe I dont notice myself doing it but usually you would just describe whatever it is, or go over and pick it up. Some movement other than just wagging your fat hand at something.

It's just so bizzarely ridiculous to me.
 

hotcheetospuffs

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Im with you on that but at the same time, it cracks me up, it's a weird feeling. It's so fucking aggravating and at the same time so fucking funny when she points her fat fucking stupid swollen fingers at something.

You know how fat infants cant talk, so they just point at things they want and make noises? Whenever I see her point at something, that's what Im reminded of. When yall call her a toddler or say she's mentally stunted and has arrested development, and I see her point at something, with her fat hand in the corner of the screen, I just die.

I mean I guess I was taught it was kind of rude to point or something, it isnt really, but it's just an odd gesture to me. Maybe I dont notice myself doing it but usually you would just describe whatever it is, or go over and pick it up. Some movement other than just wagging your fat hand at something.

It's just so bizzarely ridiculous to me.
Then this is the tread for you https://kiwifarms.net/threads/amberlynn-vlogs-blank.36310/
 

Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince

I am your Fairy Wish Prince, at your service
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Slap me with puzzle pieces and top hats if you want but that fucking clip in her new intro where it looks like Necky is suckling her fat cheek makes me what to punch my computer screen, its like she picks the most obnoxious shit to use. Good one Hamber, a perfect simile to how your Butler suckles on those sweet Youtube shekel teats of yours for Hotopic cash and Spencer's money.
 

Plague Dog

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What triggers me is that it would be so easy for her to actually lose weight at this point. She's almost 600 pounds. The amount she has to eat to maintain that is ridiculous.

I have a lot of sympathy for people who are overweight because it's a life style change that you can never give up on. And anyone could go without cake for a month to lose weight, but it's hard to say "I'm only going to eat sweets once a month for the rest of my life" or something like that.

Amber doesn't have to do that. She could eat 3 normal meals and cake and lose weight.
 
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