Amber's Onion
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that's fast becoming the only movement she's able to do now, so prepare to see a lot of it
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Remember when she'd do the full on, dainty hand under chin? I guess this will be her new most daintiness , smugness and sarcasm rolled into one.
I think she stopped that because ZM made it a whole thing in his videos for a while.
-the intro 
-"situation"
-the delusion
-acting cutesie when shes not, at all
-watching 1 of her videos only to have youtube recommend me all these extremely gay bottom feeding reaction channels that revolve around her
-"situation"
-the delusion
-acting cutesie when shes not, at all
-watching 1 of her videos only to have youtube recommend me all these extremely gay bottom feeding reaction channels that revolve around her
Oh yes, the pointy eyeliner that's applied higher than the outer edges of her eyes. That looks so stupid.
SAVE TWINKIE!
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tbh, if we're talking triggers, I'm more butthurt by the idiots that compliment her on the eyeliner than I am triggered by the eyeliner itself.
Like what are you even seeing
I know many people who take this and none of them complain of drowsiness.
I never noticed this and jesus christ is this annoying as fuck.
Her constant use of "situayshun" and orgasming while eating makes me want to rip my face off. ETA: the roundness of her face blows my fucking mind.
PinkDiamondCollars
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Nothing about her triggers me. She's just a curiosity, a one woman freak show.
Whatthefuck
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You can still occasionally peep a chin dab, but she keeps that shit under control now. Her new tic is apparently the excessive use of the word "situation" and lip smacking. Frankly, I miss the chin dab.
Are any of them in excess of 600 elbees? My guess is that pure, uncut coke wouldn't make someone that large energetic.
Then of course there's the occasional "boo boo" and she even threw in a "this ain't it, sis" once or twice. But "situation" seems to be her go to. When situation dies out like the chin dab, I wonder what her new tic will be!
This.
@TwinkoStorr gtabbed this screenshot from the “getting a new dog” video and oof.
Neglect and mistreat your own body all you want, but take care of Twinkie’s damn nails.
@TwinkoStorr gtabbed this screenshot from the “getting a new dog” video and oof.
Neglect and mistreat your own body all you want, but take care of Twinkie’s damn nails.
Just because Amberlynn doesn't care what her nails look like doesn't mean she needs to ignore Twinkie's too. Fat slob.
Side note, where the F is her wrist? That's some spoopy shit.
Whatthefuck
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That's fucking ridiculous. I just want to point out that at Twinkie's size, meaning her weight, it would make scurrying around on those things much more painful and more likely to cause arthritis because of the way her little wrists and toes would have to work around them.
Fucking hell, Hamber. The gays' dogs seem to be taken care of. Whether they clip their own dogs nails or take them to the vet, ask them to help!! Ask them to take Twinkie next time they take their dogs to the vet. Fuck, get your fucking useless butler to do it. You folks do fuck all every single day, clipping nails takes 5 minutes at most.
As it is for everyone, the "sitchyashun" over usage is well up there on the ALR Irritant Scale. And the goddamn "een" suffix she loves so much.
I really want to know what she would say if asked to pronounce "ing" or to define situation. (I'm not encouraging cow-tipping with that statement, just in case.)
Also the way that she will do something silly to seem quirky and cute, like a dance or a funny voice, and she always stops it early and goes "OMG I'm soooo weird you guuuuuys!" Like when she was doing that robot voice with Twinkie the other day. Someone who is actually weird like that doesn't think to point it out about themselves.
I really want to know what she would say if asked to pronounce "ing" or to define situation. (I'm not encouraging cow-tipping with that statement, just in case.)
Also the way that she will do something silly to seem quirky and cute, like a dance or a funny voice, and she always stops it early and goes "OMG I'm soooo weird you guuuuuys!" Like when she was doing that robot voice with Twinkie the other day. Someone who is actually weird like that doesn't think to point it out about themselves.
Gorlax
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The flagrant disregard and waste of a body and life that someone else could have had. Not mad, just sad.
Keyboard Warrior
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I don't know how to explain it in words, but that annoying upward inflection she does when she feigns excitement over mundane shit.
Exhibit A:
"But I have such a cool viddeooo!"
She does it a lot. And it's always insincere.
Exhibit A:
"But I have such a cool viddeooo!"
She does it a lot. And it's always insincere.
Stephen Henhawke
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My biggest thing is how vain she is. When she looks in the viewfinder and does that pouty kissy face thing. She isn't 120 lbs. She is 600 lbs atleast. Stop acting so dainty.
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