What Triggers YOU The Most About Amber? - The Thread Where A Single Person Can Produce 22 Pages Of Triggered People

[Moonpie]

How her mouth looks when she eats.
Ah gosh it triggers me.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

"YAWWWWWWWW" instead of "y'all"
Proof her brain is rotting from the inside

 

[Dosé]

The way she eats food, mostly the noises she makes and her weird tongue motions. The weird inflection she puts on her words. It's like her voice goes up at the end of each sentence. How she plays dumb during her comment of the video or w/e (or really how she plays dumb about everything in her life). Like come on now, you know exactly what you said that prompted that comment.

 

[Moonpie]

I'm curious as to the word dainty that she uses.
If I'm not mistaken-didnt Dusty come up with that and Amber took off with it?

 

[Neko GF]

I find it hard to follow Amber due to the fact that her videos are usually around 20 minutes long. This in combination with her insufferable personality, mannerisms and that I find her vlogs to be pretty boring makes it really hard to sit through her videos. Also, due to the fact that Amber puts like 8 ads per video, I refuse to put them on as background noise on my phone while playing vidya.

 

[Hamberlard Raid]

I find it hard to follow Amber due to the fact that her videos are usually around 20 minutes long. This in combination with her insufferable personality, mannerisms and that I find her vlogs to be pretty boring makes it really hard to sit through her videos. Also, due to the fact that Amber puts like 8 ads per video, I refuse to put them on as background noise on my phone while playing vidya.

AdBlock Ultimate is your best friend if on desktop, but on mobile, you can always use the archive on each video's thread.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

I find it hard to follow Amber due to the fact that her videos are usually around 20 minutes long.

That why I wait for the recaps. I just can't watch her videos anymore, it's too painful.

 

[Red Shirt Number 74]

long, autistic post ahead. haven't caught up w al in a bit so apologies if any of this is outdated

Spoiler: this is p long

the way she treats her pets: for fuck's sake, woman, those are living creatures. i get she's used to living like that, but she made that choice and her pets didn't. twinkie especially gets me the most because i have a little chi of my own and i can't fucking BEAR the thought of any dog struggling to walk and breathe like that, much less one that looks like my own, like holy fuck, clip that poor baby's nails (very carefully)

the way she treats becky: i know becks pretty much fucked herself over on this one but i can't not feel sorry for her. seeing her completely lose any fight is depressing (i think the taco bell video was the one of the worst for me), at least at the beginning you could see her have some other mood than just tired. now she's just a depressed thumb who ended up ballooning at lightspeed because of some obese hick from florida

how she is/was (?) towards e+r: this mostly applies to ricky here as eric was just annoying and sad but she acts like she's entitled to live with them? what kind of anxiety does she even pretend to have while ricky went snapping necks all day? he really did deserve better then his husband letting that landwhale into their house and putting up with her as long as they have

the constant lying about small things: just admit you farted. just admit you didn't wash your face. just admit that you ate mpre than you showed onscreen. everyone does those imperfect human things, and we all know al does them. i get compulsively lying and once you start it's really hard to stop, but for god's sake, if you can't look like a human at least act like one.

 

[Elwood Blues]

One of the interesting things about Al is that, looong after all your legitimate anger has burned out, she remains one of the most irritating people on the planet. Watching Al is like chewing tinfoil.
I'm curious, what is your most grating Al pet peeve? What is Al's nails-on-a-chalkboard attribute/action that still gets to you?
Mine is, without doubt, touching everything within reach in every store with disgusting unwashed hands. I hate it because it actually affects me irl, making me wonder if someone with goddamn diptheria or some shit has touched my food.

Edit: Fucking autocorrect

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

The state of Twinkie.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Her treatment of the house she shares. You know she has Ricky clean it up for her, while she watches

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

The eyefucking and duck lips irritate the shit out of me. For a fat ugly bitch, she's pretty impressed by what she sees in her phone/mirror/viewfinder.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

The unashamed laheen. Show us the scale, Planetlynn

 

[YOUR MOM]

The way she can't pronounce common words, also using words incorrectly.

 

[Elwood Blues]

The eyefucking and duck lips irritate the shit out of me. For a fat ugly bitch, she's pretty impressed by what she sees in her phone/mirror/viewfinder.

This is so baffling to me it makes me legit wonder about her mental health. All her gfs except Casey are whales, though, so my headcanon is that she's a chubby chaser. She think she sexaaay.

...I also HATED the chin dab, back when it was mind-numbingly prevalent, with the fury of a million exploding suns. Once I had noticed it, I couldn't stop noticing it and involuntarily counting them. Shit was like manual breathing.

Edit: FUCKING AUTOCORRECT

 

[The Last Stand]

Her ASMR attempts. It's hard to be calm when somebody the size of a fridge is next to you.

 

[glossdrop]

The disgusting sounds she makes when she chews anything. Close your fucking mouth, gorl.

 

[furūtsu]

Whenever she sticks out her tongue. You can just tell she thinks it’s so quirky and cute but every time I want to scream at her to put it away. Something about it is so unsettling and irritating.

 

[Tangerine Dreams]

Everything about her hair.

1. Greeeeezzzeeeyy
2. Stop touching it.
3. No seriously hamberlynn, stop touching it.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Situ-fucking-ation. It's gotten so bad that if someone used that word out of its actual context IRL, I'd throat punch them. That, and her morbid attempts at being Cutelynn.

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