Buckle the Fuck Up Slut, We're Geting Shitfaced.
What got me about the water bs was when she said "I need water that is 8 or higher ph balanced". Totally obvious she didn't know what she was talking about but promised her audience that they, too, could cure their "water brash" by drinking overpriced water. Jesus, Al's water sagas could have a thread by themselves!
Every once in awhile, I try to be with Amber but a quick google search about "water brash" had my eyes rolled to the back of my head when she was talking about that water. Water brash is associated with GERD. Which Becky supposedly has. Do what your girl is doing, why are you acting brand new right now?