WHAT VACCINE -

[Thebag$$$]

if choosing between
BIONTECH-PFIZER
MODERNA
ASTRAZENECA
SINOPHARM
SPUTNIK-V
what covid vaccine would you take (david blake). hahah just kidding. what vaccine.
in serbia we have a lot of sinopharm vaccines because of good serbia china relations and there is word we will soon start producing the sputnik russian vaccine in the serbian institutes under russian license.

 

[GHTD]

The gay gene vaccine.

 

[User names must be unique]

ASTRAZENECA because monke and CHAD, trust the memes

 

[Thebag$$$]

sinopharm seems okay to me or sputnik-v.

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

inject the vaccine into every orifice

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I got AstraZeneca and I haven’t died yet.

 

[Radical Cadre]

I got AstraZeneca and I haven’t died yet.

This guy got the poison serum.

Avoid. Avoid. Avoid.

No fake vaccine for a fake virus.

 

[StreetGangsta]

OMG it's thebag$$$!!!

sinopharm seems okay to me or sputnik-v.

I wouldn't trust the chinks tbh, after all they released the virus in the first place.

 

[Sped Xing]

If I never get vaccinated, does that mean I never have to interact with humans again?

 

[Monolith]

All of them at once.

 

[Overly Serious]

Frankly if you're generally healthy then I consider the risk of a barely tested vaccines significantly greater than a virus that is essentially a very bad cold that you are overwhelmingly likely to survive with no long-term effects. So if it's feasible to not have a vaccine and you're healthy, I wouldn't.

That said I would probably go with the Chinese vaccine. It does nearly fuck all from what we have seen but equally it's just injecting you with dead pieces of the virus like most traditional vaccines. Ergo whilst it's not very effective it is also the one that probably has least risk of side-effects. If you're just getting the vaccine out of pressure or legal coercian, this is the one I'd get - it's a box tick. If you have severe health problems and are genuinely hoping to get the best protection I would go for a different one, however.

Pfizer vaccine seems to have the most risk to me and I'd be very reluctant to have it. The Moderna vaccine is similar in approach to the Pfizer one so though I know a bit less about it, I'm almost equally wary. If you're in a big risk group and really want the protection then these are probably still worthwhile. Wouldn't be my first choice, though.

The AZ vaccine is a modified chimpanzee virus. I'm not crazy about people modifying airbourne chimpanzee viruses for humans by a long-shot. The science is better understood than the mRNA vaccines and it's probably relatively safe. I wouldn't be hugely opposed to having this one myself and if anyone ever convinces me that Covid-19 is the killer the media claims it is I'd probably have it.

Sputnik I don't really know anything about and suspect it's just high proof vodka in a syringe. You'll have to do your own reading.

I hope that's of some help. I'm just a layperson who reads a lot. You should ping @Otterly for a more informed opinion but she'll probably just say "we don't really know" which in truth, is the most accurate answer there is.

 

[Coldgrip]

None.

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

When I get my vaccine I will go to some electronics store and skip and be free

 

[Thebag$$$]

Frankly if you're generally healthy then I consider the risk of a barely tested vaccines significantly greater than a virus that is essentially a very bad cold that you are overwhelmingly likely to survive with no long-term effects. So if it's feasible to not have a vaccine and you're healthy, I wouldn't.

That said I would probably go with the Chinese vaccine. It does nearly fuck all from what we have seen but equally it's just injecting you with dead pieces of the virus like most traditional vaccines. Ergo whilst it's not very effective it is also the one that probably has least risk of side-effects. If you're just getting the vaccine out of pressure or legal coercian, this is the one I'd get - it's a box tick. If you have severe health problems and are genuinely hoping to get the best protection I would go for a different one, however.

Pfizer vaccine seems to have the most risk to me and I'd be very reluctant to have it. The Moderna vaccine is similar in approach to the Pfizer one so though I know a bit less about it, I'm almost equally wary. If you're in a big risk group and really want the protection then these are probably still worthwhile. Wouldn't be my first choice, though.

The AZ vaccine is a modified chimpanzee virus. I'm not crazy about people modifying airbourne chimpanzee viruses for humans by a long-shot. The science is better understood than the mRNA vaccines and it's probably relatively safe. I wouldn't be hugely opposed to having this one myself and if anyone ever convinces me that Covid-19 is the killer the media claims it is I'd probably have it.

Sputnik I don't really know anything about and suspect it's just high proof vodka in a syringe. You'll have to do your own reading.

I hope that's of some help. I'm just a layperson who reads a lot. You should ping @Otterly for a more informed opinion but she'll probably just say "we don't really know" which in truth, is the most accurate answer there is.

are you a doctor.

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

are you a doctor.

i recommend that you consult with dr @Otterly about that

 

[Thebag$$$]

i recommend that you consult with dr @Otterly about that

whos he.

 

[likeacrackado]

The russian one, theres a slightly lower chance a trans-israeli worked on it.

 

[StreetGangsta]

are you a doctor.

No, he said he's just a layman (i.e, not a professional on this shit)

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

I can't afford healthcare, so whatevers in the leftover needles at the clinic.

 

[Thebag$$$]

I can't afford healthcare, so whatevers in the leftover needles at the clinic.

vaccines are free.