Not a furry
- Jul 14, 2016
Tried to make pancakes. Apparently forgot something important, because the batter became soup with chunks.
I tore up a landline phone as a kid, ripped out its microchips, etc, and then taped (scotch, mind you) random things inside and on said inner components and thought I had made a brand new, sci-fi invention, and only lamented, "Why did I destroy the cord... if only I could plug it in..."
Good thing at least my inner self prevented me from being able to do that.
Did you eat it?
One time I was fucking around with my housemate and I got the tard cum from the lazy cunt lady we lived with at the time and watered it down until it was basically white water. Then when that wasn't enough I threw in a ton of disgusting shit into it until it was this orange-brownish liquid with expired oregano leaves floating through and a layer of cooking butter on top.
When our counsellor arrived ten minutes later to help clean up she was horrified. We told her lazy cunt lady had been keeping it in the fridge for months to explain the colour. She poured it into the sink while asking us why we didn't throw it out while I put on my best poker face and my housemate had to leave the room to laugh in private.