What will be the first words you train your next newborn to say? -

[Rokko]

I just wanted to add to the growing number of stupid threads. Also I wanted to know how long a thread-title can be. So what are the words you want your next baby to say first?

Mine are "David Niven"

 

[Judge Holden]

Cummies

 

[Zaragoza]

Dubs check em'

 

[killmeme]

Something about not touching their peepee to freak pedos out.

 

[Gutpuke]

Homosexuals are gay

 

[Okkervils]

"Jews control a disproportionate amount of our media."

 

[RG 448]

“Your honor, this man is not my father. Please stop forcing him to pay child support.”

 

[Okkervils]

“Your honor, this man is not my father. Please stop forcing him to pay child support.”

Oh, I change my mind. This one is good.

 

[Cthulu]

Lol Kiwi's have to have sex first. Like that's ever gonna happen.

 

[Black Waltz]

1488

 

[BerriesArnold]

"mama" or "papa"
It'll cement my future low expectations of the child. Like a stern coach father who's never acknowledged his son's efforts.

 

[Rokko]

Lol Kiwi's have to have sex first. Like that's ever gonna happen.

you never had sex?

 

[Cthulu]

you never had sex?

Your waifu pillow doesn't count fam

 

[Rokko]

Your waifu pillow doesn't count fam

Why should she, I do the accounting.

 

[Tiberius Claudius Nero]

CAUSA SENATUSQUE POPULORUM ROMANORUM

 

[Bogs]

CAUSA SENATUSQUE POPULORUM ROMANORUM

Ave Imperator, morituri te salutant

 

[nanny911]

"The gun is good. The penis is evil."

 

[Pina Colada]

"Your mother sucks cocks in hell".

 

[Neet Tokusatsu Hero]

"You're not my father"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

"I've made a huge mistake"