What will happen when Amber dies? - It‘s like the Barb Thread but with Amber

What will become of CadaverLynn?

  • Cremation, local zoo incinerator

    Votes: 115 32.0%
  • Burial, piano box

    Votes: 65 18.1%
  • Science, largest-ever donation to Body Farm

    Votes: 65 18.1%
  • Controlled explosion of her carcass on the shores of Toxic Shock Lake

    Votes: 114 31.8%

  • Total voters
    359

HomerSimpson

Bigger are better
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Would the people in charge of her body after her death have a public funeral or private one for verified people?

If they do private, not enough people would show up to make it worth the money.

If it were open to the public, I can guarantee you that some spergs would go and do weird shit.
Could live stream with superchats enabled and text to speech going.
 

Moonpie

Ride the Lightening
True & Honest Fan
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Would the people in charge of her body after her death have a public funeral or private one for verified people?

If they do private, not enough people would show up to make it worth the money.

If it were open to the public, I can guarantee you that some spergs would go and do weird shit.
Her mother and family would have to decide that.
Can you imagine if they had the funeral? The super large casket.
Where will she be buried?
The old gorl better be thinking of this shit.
 

TransNig

Xie/Xer
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The super large casket.
I would be so humiliated if I knew that I required a small camper-van to carry me to my final resting place.
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There have probably been a lot of cruise-ship-coffin pics posted in this thread already, but I get a chuckle out of these. It's funny to see how much wider it is than it is tall. Do the super morbidly obese kind of flatten out like a beached jellyfish when they die?
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The old gorl better be thinking of this shit.
Why? May as well give her enablers one final hurdle from beyond the grave.
 
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