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I was going to go through the difficult cremation process for a deathfats, but then I realized she’s in bumfuck KY. They probably have large size crematoriums all over the place.
She would probably have to be cremated in a furnace designed for large animals, like horses and so on. Hauling her quarter ton body around alone will be really expensive.
from what I learned at university and hear about, cremating large animals like horses isnt all that common. (The uni I went to admitted they dispose their horses in a "landfill"... don't know the details, but definitely not cremation, "landfill" is how it was told to me.)
(Maybe we should talk about the disposal of cattle carcasses, given the resemblance, ha ha ha...)
FWIW I looked pursued the interwebs for info about horse cremation and came across an anecdote on quora
The weight of a horse a la google:
Long story short, it would be a fuckton of ashes proportionally, even though amberlynn weighs less than a horse.
I noticed upthread somewhere that Amberlynn wishes to be cremated, which sounds so romantic...
Sadly though, a reality check reveals that she is mostly out of luck. Generally speaking, most crematoriums simply cannot cremate persons over about 260 lbs. (Snip informative explanation, thank you)
It would be optimistic to think amberlynn reid gives enough of a shit to look into this kind of thing for the sake of her survivorsSo Amberlynn needs to start planning on a double-plot burial... Not the most romantic of burials, but it will save her survivors a lot of trouble.
She did say recently in that stupid 127 reasons I want to lose weight that the size and cost of a coffin for her fat ass would be a lot of money.
She cares enough about the trouble her death might cause to loved ones to mention it for ass pats but not enough to get health or life insurance or to actually lose the damn weight before it got this bad