An Insanity saga is already well under way. Those damn dirty Idea Guys have seen to that, not to mentions Chris's legion of weens.
The thing is, I don't think you would have many people (at least publicly on an internet site) spending their own personal time trying to "help" Chris and preventing him from falling further into this Sonichu power fantasy, mostly because.It often makes me wonder how time will be scaled in these sagas. Will this be the merge, the sonichu saga, the insanity saga, or will it be all 3 in close succession. Or is some big event yet to spring which will define the whole story? Were other sagas this longwinded and tedious during their unravelling, only to be remembered fondly through nostalgia, or a scattering of memorable events to make everything else worthwhile? It seems that since Chris moved from Youtube to Twitter, he's far less interesting to present to a general audience, and there, he even seems to have found some of his 'true and honest' fellow crackpots, white knights, and enablers, who might genuinely think they are helping christian by promoting the delusions (be they merge / possession / transgender related).
I imagine this, and it's Barb's death will change everything- he's going to have nothing and he will stay in the house at first. It'll be anti-climatic at first, but he'll have to leave at some point.Or is some big event yet to spring which will define the whole story?
The sad thing is that any one of us who got a tugboat would be able to manage but Chris chooses to spend his on toys instead of paying off the mortgage.Chris won't get an apartment. He'll probably have a meltdown after his mother's death and be forced by the state into a Halfway House where he'll have to share a dorm room with another aspietard. Either that or he'll have to pile everything he has into a minivan ala Terry A Davis and drive around the country, living on schizobucks. Either way, there's absolutely no chance that he'll be able to hold onto his horde in its entirety. He'll try to keep as much as he can, but the vast majority will have to be sold before Chris moves, either online or in a yard sale. It's gonna be surreal watching Chris in his bag-lady dress, sitting in front of his house and selling his junk to the general public; haggling and insisting that every filth-covered toy he has is worth ten times the value he originally paid for it and trying to convince passers-by that he's an honest to God real celebrity.
"like I said, blame Christine" I'm surprised he hasn't said blame BarbIt's always some one else's fault when he inevitably crosses social lines or gets shot down. It was a grand conspiracy from the top of the Commonwealth of Virginia on down that stopped him from getting some China with his pick up methods. Mary Lee Walsh was just a witch who hated him for no reason. All of the stores he got banned from were just full of discriminating Jerkops. When you don't understand or not of aware of what you're doing and why it's wrong, that's the easiest conclusion to reach. That and he got it from his parents.
I have a feeling Jacob will do thatThe sad thing is that any one of us who got a tugboat would be able to manage but Chris chooses to spend his on toys instead of paying off the mortgage.
What are the odds that some ween takes him in after Barb kicks the bucket?
"like I said, blame Christine" I'm surprised he hasn't said blame Barb
I have the feeling once barb bites the dust, Chris chan will snap into reality and have a serious breakdownIt's clear there are times he REALLY wants to straight up complain about Barb taking a cut of his tugboat for different shit to hoard, but he's conditioned to not do it in a way he fears she'll be able to see it.