Containment What will happen when Barb dies? -

[AnOminous]

How has a governing body not stepped in and put them both into some nursing home or something like that? It’s clear they can’t take care of themselves. They live in mounds of trash that make their house uninhabitable by any sane person. I suspect since nothing been done yet, Barbra will be carried off by the roaches never to be seen again, and Chris will shit his pants and do nothing.

You seem to think there's some endless supply of tard homes and nursing home beds for free. There aren't enough for people who actually want them, much less to force people who don't want them into them.

 

[Barley]

You seem to think there's some endless supply of tard homes and nursing home beds for free. There aren't enough for people who actually want them, much less to force people who don't want them into them.

That's true. And, assuming it ever happened, Chris would eventually do something that would inevitably get himself kicked out.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Bobs death marked a dramatic drop in ween behavior. I feel like barbs will invigorate a lot of the more spiteful/“evil” twitter and discord zoomers into overdrive. A lot of people are going to double down to try to “break” Chris.

From what I gather Barb has traditionally been a gatekeeper to real life weens so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone or a group of people try something once she dies.

 

[Interchanger]

From what I gather Barb has traditionally been a gatekeeper to real life weens so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone or a group of people try something once she dies.

Plus with Barbs death Chris will be looking to latch on to just about any group of people willing to put up with him. Barb treats him like a slave, so he'd quickly fall for the next idea guy or teen troon squad.

I also have a feeling with barb gone Chris might resume the love quest.

 

[Kosher Dill]

From what I gather Barb has traditionally been a gatekeeper to real life weens so I wouldn’t be surprised if someone or a group of people try something once she dies.

I think that ship has long since sailed. Weens have had him shitting on the floor and driving out to abandoned mental hospitals already. What's left?

 

[LargeChoonger]

I think that ship has long since sailed. Weens have had him shitting on the floor and driving out to abandoned mental hospitals already. What's left?

I vote for the inevitability of him bouncing through ween housing to be called The Homewrecker Saga

 

[Muu]

I also have a feeling with barb gone Chris might resume the love quest.

I don't think he will, Chris is too lazy and trooned out too much.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think that ship has long since sailed. Weens have had him shitting on the floor and driving out to abandoned mental hospitals already. What's left?

That’s true but I was meaning more them physically coming to visit Chris in his home or even staying over.

Barb being in the house must make Chris have some reservations he might not otherwise have, for example I doubt the troon squad would come over and smoke weed while Barb is around.

 

[Kosher Dill]

That’s true but I was meaning more them physically coming to visit Chris in his home or even staying over.

Barb being in the house must make Chris have some reservations he might not otherwise have, for example I doubt the troon squad would come over and smoke weed while Barb is around.

Yeah but I mean, he smoked the weed anyway, he just did it at their place.
I agree that they wouldn't come and start stealing stuff out of the house or try to burn it down as long as an adult is there, but as far as screwing with Chris I don't think Barb is much of a deterrent.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

I also have a feeling with barb gone Chris might resume the love quest.

I disagree. It may be obvious to an outside observer that the love quest was never truly resolved, but Chris thinks his polyamorous lesbian relationship between himself, Sonichu, and Mewtwo really is the end of the love quest. It's probably for the best.

 

[Hambubger]

If all fails he is welcomed to move in with Tommy Tooter, he's got plenty of space in his backyard

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I disagree. It may be obvious to an outside observer that the love quest was never truly resolved, but Chris thinks his polyamorous lesbian relationship between himself, Sonichu, and Mewtwo really is the end of the love quest. It's probably for the best.

I think he might due to the loneliness of not having anyone in the house with him.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I think he might due to the loneliness of not having anyone in the house with him.

The polyamorous marriage facade would have to cease completely, it's very much wound up in his identity and personal beliefs that he can have relationships with these characters that simply don't exist to us, but to him they are believable enough to be real, regardless about how hard he wants da marge to be real and wishes all his problems away.

Something would have to break him hard enough to simply realise that no one is going to protect his backside anymore, whether that is actually him seeing Barb dead one morning, or he gets evicted out of the home with absolutely no help on the horizon (personally I want to see this rude awakening happen because I think he needs a good slap across the face that he's a complete failure and wasted his life away, but I digress) only then would his attachment on his delusions weaken, because at that point, they're useless to him and offer no sanctuary, and if he genuinely is not retarded and dumb as he makes himself out to be, he may attempt to turn his life in the partially right direction.

Unless a white knight or enabler coddles him and keeps him wrapped in cotton wool for longer, but that will do more harm then good in the long term I think.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I think he might due to the loneliness of not having anyone in the house with him.

Imagining Chris living by himself in virtually cabin fever with his delusions. Damn, I wouldn't know the outcome to that, but let me say it won't be pretty.

 

[Barley]

he gets evicted out of the home with absolutely no help on the horizon...
...Unless a white knight or enabler coddles him and keeps him wrapped in cotton wool for longer, but that will do more harm then good in the long term I think.

And that's exactly what's gonna happen. There will be a featured thread about it, a big announcement, and kiwis will start helping him in almost any possible way so he doesn't have to solve his own problems.
There will be donations, the money he'll get thanks to Null's coins and so on. Chris won't really have to move a finger, as usual.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Imagining Chris living by himself in virtually cabin fever with his delusions. Damn, I wouldn't know the outcome to that, but let me say it won't be pretty.

He couldn’t live by himself. Give it a week and he’ll burn the place down or something like that. Some kind of tard group home would be the best option for him, but if they charge him rent (which isn’t uncommon), he’ll have trouble. Chris has a terrible track record of paying bills.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

I think it's because of Chris' irresponsible nature and that he talks mostly about his merge BS that people come to those conclusions. I miss the days that he and Barb went to McDonalds and just had conversations with him filming. He maybe aware that Barb could die, but that doesn't mean he cannot plan for himself, which he doesn't.

"Free as a bird, and this bird you cannot change!"

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"Eat your food"

I disagree. It may be obvious to an outside observer that the love quest was never truly resolved, but Chris thinks his polyamorous lesbian relationship between himself, Sonichu, and Mewtwo really is the end of the love quest. It's probably for the best.

I don't know if he'd be willing to drop the make-believe marriage act, but he sure as fuck would go for a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up™ as soon as he smells china.

He said so himself, that his "marriage" is open to "another person from this universe", and he still thirsts on Twitter after women who ignore him. Not to mention his desperate need of finding a replacement mommy to babysit him and wash his dirty, crapped panties after Barb goes tits up.

 

[Yeşil]

Chris will try to reunite with his family and pattie in cwcville so he'll probably taze his alive pets to death then he kills himself as well to reunite with em

 

[anti SJW]

He couldn’t live by himself. Give it a week and he’ll burn the place down or something like that. Some kind of tard group home would be the best option for him, but if they charge him rent (which isn’t uncommon), he’ll have trouble. Chris has a terrible track record of paying bills.

Could the state set it up so the tugboat goes directly to the place Chris is staying instead of to Chris?

 

[naught sock account 1]

a brief stint of sadness followed by a newfound interest that'll culminate in boredom.