Off-Topic What will Phil do if Donald Trump becomes president? -

[Psycho]

Ok, I think Phil really started to get onto everybody's radar about 8 years ago. During the 2008 election cycle, he made himself known by drawing a picture of Sasuke shooting John McCain in the head and then uploaded it to Deviant Art from a school computer. The end result was that Phil was expelled from school.

So, why do I bring this up? Because it's 8 years later, we're in a new presidential election cycle. Regardless of our feelings about the election or the candidates, Phil has already demonstrated he has an extreme hatred of one of the leading candidates: Donald Trump. And it looks like Trump is going to be in the top 2.

Honestly, as much as the McCain murder drawing was stupid, I get the feeling he'll do something even stupider this time around for three reasons:

1) McCain was a much more moderate candidate than Trump.

2) Phil has become more of an edge-lord since 2008.

3) Phil doesn't have to worry about getting kicked out of school anymore.

So, what do you think the spud will do if Trump wins the election?

 

[sikotik]

Shit himself and have Auslatina declare war on the US.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Roleplay an assassination of trump at an autism speaks gathering.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[angry bouncing and squeaking intensifies]

Spoiler

Didn't Phil used to identify as a Republican in high school and now he's overcompensating to cover that up?

 

[Taily Puff]

Phil is lazy. And a coward. Specific things can get him to scribble his meritless ink blots, but it actually doesn't matter if Philhuviya has a reaction to something because the end result is that he'll feverishly scratch an angry sketch into a pad, then shit his pants, then do nothing.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

1) Have Australatina declare war on Trump. Cue facebook posts of Austardistan bombers seen off NY, Australautism subs seen off an Oklahoma bridge etc etc. His asspatters will ignore him.

2) Draw childish fanart of himself shooting Trump/Australapatata flag pissing on Republican donkey/Kiwi Farms trans battleaxe bike chain logo, and have it tattooed on his arse. Sonju will charge him another $20 for an iphone photo and will gain another pile of tardbux whilst texting his friends, saying "you'll never believe what the fat sped had this time - see you in the pub in an hour after I've showered twice".

3) then shit himself and do nothing more than the usual larks.

 

[VLAD]

He'll renounce his American citizenship and create an Australatinian passport out of Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic.

 

[AnOminous]

So, what do you think the spud will do if Trump wins the election?

Eat a block of cheese and change his name to something even more retarded, then get a shitty tattoo.

 

[Big Nasty]

ejaculate and make zebra noises

 

[Gagamaru]

shit on the doorstep of the nearest trump branded building.

eat his entire body weight in cheese products.

be admitted to an ER with a gangrenous foot.

 

[Coldgrip]

Bounce and squeak while sobbing as he's carted off to be executed by our savior Führer Trump.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

He'll start sperging hard with his Australatina roleplay, and then eventually the feds will get on his ass, leading to his own jail saga.

 

[Adamska]

Passively derp on Facebook, spamming how his shitty 2nd world country is buzzing the coast and executing Americans inside said country.

 

[pickledance]

Say he's moving to Canada then do nothing.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Marry him.

Then get deported for being Latina.

 

[GetShrekt]

Since Phil is a poor man's Chris-chan, this will be his Blarmsgate. Phil will protest on Facebook and assume that anyone that so much as views or likes his status messages are supportive of his quest to stick it to Emperor Trump. He'll go out of his way to vandalize any and all Trump merchandise, be it clothing, political advertisements (even once the election is over), memorabilia, books, etc. etc.

Meanwhile, Australatina will be gearing up to go to war with America to kick Trump out of office, and in a fit of Motrin PM-induced rage, Phil will send threatening emails to the White House. Since he has nothing left to lose and has gotten far crazier than he was in 2008, Phil's email will be considerably more threatening and violent than the Sasuke/McCain picture incident.

This will result in him once more being investigated by the feds, and since he's already got a record, he'll be hauled off to prison where he can live out his bondage and rape fetishes for the rest of his life. Phil wins, we win, and Donald Trump will have indirectly fulfilled his promise to Make America Great Again!

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Make a poll. The first vote is "Shit himself and do nothing", and the second vote is "Something else (Post comment)".