What will the inevitable covid-19 based on a true story film be like? -

[gangweedfan]

It will be like apollo 13 but for covid. One of the main characters will be a stunning and brave trans women whos warnings are ignored by her misogynist colleagues who think it is "just a flu". Oh how little they know...

 

[Ted_Breakfast]

TRUMPTRUMPTRUMPTRUMP

The End

 

[Raging Capybara]

Contagion (2011) - IMDb

Directed by Steven Soderbergh. With Matt Damon, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Gwyneth Paltrow. Healthcare professionals, government officials and everyday people find themselves in the midst of a pandemic as the CDC works to find a cure.

www.imdb.com

 

[Wowcoolusername]

I dont know how it will start, but I know how it will end:
"And then the blacks/womans/ transvestites triumphed and the world was saved. The end. This film was brought to you by Jews, you're welcome."

 

[starborn427614]

I'd like Willem Dafoe to play the role of the virus, he has the right gravitas for it

 

[5ever a crab]

2 hours of people coofin'

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It will star a super smart chinese scientist who totally tried to warn white male westerners about her findings who scoff at her for racist and sexist trump supporter reasons, she is only listened by a strong black female lesbian social media journalist from NY . Now the two must fight the patriarchy and the Trump regime to warn the world about the virus and gamergate.

Also something something, capitalism is to blame to make it spread, cue a scene of white men talking about money grubbing and going wuahahahaha while the virus enters their bodies and they catch a plane.

Why yes, this movie is co-produced by Tencent

 

[Thumb Butler]

Female body positive black doctor saves the world, but not before many white suburbian cis scum die because they did not wear masks. According to Hollywood even poor people live in nice houses, only with less maids.

 

[Mal0]

Man masturbates so much that he goes into a coma. The whole story is him jumping in and out of the coma, unable to tell what is the fever dream and what is real life. But as time progresses both realities become more and more crazy, until the man realizes that the bizzaro coma world IS the real world. He wakes up just as it turns to Jan 1, 2021

 

[Thiletonomics]

Female body positive black doctor saves the world, but not before many white suburbian cis scum die because they did not wear masks. According to Hollywood even poor people live in nice houses, only with less maids.

Or that said female body positive black doctor is just right about to create the cure, by cutting a white girl's brains out, but said girl's father brutally kills the said doctor. Then female doctor's daughter witnesses this event, and becomes extremely buff, making even Abby from TLOU2 look more like an actual female person. Then said daughter fines the father, and brutally kills him by beating his brains out with a golf club. The said golf club beating scene takes 15 minutes.

How the rest of the film would go, I'm not sure.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Or that said female body positive black doctor is just right about to create the cure, by cutting a white girl's brains out, but said girl's father brutally kills the said doctor. Then female doctor's daughter witnesses this event, and becomes extremely buff, making even Abby from TLOU2 look more like an actual female person. Then said daughter fines the father, and brutally kills him by beating his brains out with a golf club. The said golf club beating scene takes 15 minutes.

How the rest of the film would go, I'm not sure.

Could work as a TV adaption too (yet another zombie show with even more BLM and brave lesbians). Twitter would love it.