What would be your reaction be to seeing something paranormal or supernatural? -

[Carlos Weston Chantor]

Witnessed paranormal numerous times. I have memorized St. Michael the Archangel's exorcism prayer in Latin a long time ago and first thing is to say it out loud. If the demons don't dissolve it means that it's just the CIA niggers cosplaying as aliens to stuff things in my butt. I would run them over with my car

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

There's at least one spook in the family workplace (an old house) where it played tricks on family members and hiding shit until mum put her foot down and played mantras daily on youtubey. Kept them nice and quiet since then

It is like having squatter invisible pajeets who don't pay rent and there is nothing you can do but cope.

Was it Poltergeist's brother Alzheimer?

 

[JuanButNotForgotten]

Well, I'll be scared obviously, but then it really depends. If there is a ghost, I can ask him about afterlife to know what's waiting for me and my loved ones. I can ask them if there is a God, that is already an opportunity of a lifetime.

Aliens are a completely different matter. Why would they talk to some average Joe like me? Why would they tell me the truth? How am I supposed to think that it's not some alien version of "Jackass" and they aren't fucking with me? I mean, that would explain ass inspections and crop circles. So many questions.

Yeti? I'd ask him why the fuck he is always so blurry on every piece of media and where was he going on that one famous recording.

 

[Sopressata]

Well if it was a scary hobo type of spirit I’d shit myself. The year after my mother died I saw her plain as day , I could even smell her perfume and we had a conversation both knowing she had passed. It was short , the week before Xmas I was really feeling alone. I was not on anything and I do not have a history of anything like this. It happened once more during something significant. It was very real. I felt the most intense peace and joy of my life and I never wanted it to end. It didn’t happen again after the second time. Generally though I would be very terrified if it was an unknown being.

 

[Unassuming Local Guy]

Step one is to whip out my phone and hit record. The single biggest barrier between "idiot's imagination" and "something from beyond our world" is proving that it wasn't made up or hallucinated. Even if I don't get a chance to talk to it or whatever, I'm now carrying the only concrete piece of evidence in the world that that thing exists.

Step two is to consult the merchant's guild on how to best exploit my cool new video for profit

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

Probably scream after soiling my pants.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Not something that is easily misinterpreted as something mundane, like seeing a ufo from far away and assuming it's venus or something. I mean like a real in your face experience like seeing a transparent ghost appear out of thin air, talk to you, walk through a wall, and then vanish. Or being abducted by aliens and being fully conscious the entire time.

I think your avatar would be mine and most of our reaction…

 

[Lemmingwise]

What do the aliens do to you? Do they probe your ass or something? Do they actually try to speak to me? Because if its the latter I would think "fuck, why do I have to be the representative for the entire species??

Don't worry,you won't be. They've already visited the rest of us.

To be honest, we're kinda mystified why they've decided not to meet with you up to now.

 

[Kornula]

I would say to myself "about fucking time!"