Containment What would Chris be most afraid of? -

[Doc Cassidy]

There's been a lot of discussion on this topic, so I figured it warranted it's own thread.

If Chris's house was flooded with thousands of an animal or insect, what species would terrify him the most? Post your opinion and why you believe it to be true.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Human MALES.

 

[I_Am_Honor_Roll]

Anything phallic-like.

 

[Adrian Țepeș]

Scorpions. I base my answer on what would be most inconvenient were, say... 5000 of them to escape into the house after he, say... opened a ps4 box full of them.

Snakes are very easy to get rid of, spiders are territorial and will thin themselves out and I'm sure Chris has developed an immunity to bedbugs by now.

 

[Mr Pizza]

Scorpions is the obvious answer. Chris probably comes into daily contact with spiders, bedbugs are tiny, and snakes will just leave anyway.

Pretty sure, being in VA, Chris hasn't seen a scorpion before outside of movies.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

There's no known animal on earth that scares Chris more than the idea of growing up does.

I s'pose the homo sapiens is the scariest, though.

 

[cumrobbery]

Da homos

 

[Asandy31]

Da homos

That's not fear, that is repressed gabian nature or repressed homosexuality. Chris is afraid of homos because he is afraid of enjoying sex with them or that he might get a Woodie.
I think what Chris is most afraid of is taking responsibility, his new Tomgirl social mask helps him with that...

 

[Kusottare]

idk probably cockroaches

get it COCKroaches

it's funny because chris is a faggot

Spoiler

i hope chris gets raped by millions of cocks

 

[3rd Continuance]

Clyde Cash coming to murder him in the middle of the night.

Source: dirty crapped sheets.

 

[Masterfoxz2]

The later seasons of The Walking Dead since the cast is more racially diverse at that point.

In other words, more black people.

 

[Roof Arsebogger]

I think black people scare him a lot.
Like how he treated them at the Game Place, like they were going to steal his stuff.

 

[nad7155]

so I figured it warranted it's own thread.

I think you are wrong.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I think you are wrong.

I'm not. I've only been wrong once in my life and this isn't it.

 

[Marvin]

This thread kinda sucks.

 

[Meowthkip]

Sea cucumbers: the pickles of da sea.

... Just wanted to add that because I can.