What if by some reason, Chris realized he had to do something different with his life.
What should he start doing? How should he do it? How can he improve right now
What should he start doing? How should he do it? How can he improve right now
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No threads on Chris's bodily functions! Whats wrong with you?
Only a time machine could help him.
Start by actually eating healthily.
And then trying not to be lazy.
And then trying not to be lazy.
He could start by cleaning his room and the kitchen. He'd also need to buy food at the grocery store in places other than the frozen aisles.
Get a lobotomy.
AtroposHeart said:
As it stands, it would literally take supernatural intervention for Chris to suddenly become a self-directed individual. Autistic people need a lot of therapy when they are very young if they're even going to have a chance of being able to make decisions on their own. In-so-far as I know, Chris never had anything even remotely resembling that kind of help, which is entirely thanks to his moron redneck parents. Now, in his early 30s, I don't know if Chris-Chan would benefit from those courses. Today, the only change for the better will have to come from outside, and that means Barb, and that means never.
First he'd have to want to get help. There's no point in trying to help him if he'll undermine the help.
Then he'd actually have to use his tugboat the way it's intended, paying for necessities, including counseling.
It would do him a world of good if he actually got something part-time and tried to figure out a career he wants to pursue.
He'd also have to improve his diet, exercise and hygiene. Taking a social skills class for mentally ill people would also help.
Of course, CWC seems miserable, but he may never actually want help.
Then he'd actually have to use his tugboat the way it's intended, paying for necessities, including counseling.
It would do him a world of good if he actually got something part-time and tried to figure out a career he wants to pursue.
He'd also have to improve his diet, exercise and hygiene. Taking a social skills class for mentally ill people would also help.
Of course, CWC seems miserable, but he may never actually want help.
I concur. Chris lacks the ability to change himself, by himself. Even if he recognized he needs change (and you see hints that he might be aware of it here and there), he wouldn't work towards it. He needs something or someone to FORCE him to do something outside his routine. Fat fucking Barb is the only unquestionable authority in Chris' life, and she can't be counted on to do anything good for him. He's legally an adult, so nobody else in the world can force him to do anything, except law enforcement and prison officials. I see that as a very likely possibility, but I don't see him improving a whole lot as a result. He might eat better, get regular exercise, and have fewer outbreaks... But that's just suppressing his inner retard, not fixing it.BillRiley said:
Assuming he magically had motivation: the best thing for him would be to change his name and phone number, move somewhere else where he's not infamous, cut down the internet for good except for email, and start over. There would have to be a lot of groundwork laid for that though, not least of which would be cleaning up the house in order to sell it. (I'm assuming Barb is out of the picture because as long as she's around she'll drag him back into pathology)
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