What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found love? -

[The Dude]

Some of us are in relationships. We have boyfriends, girlfriends, or in my case a wife. Does it stick in his craw that many of us are happily in love while he remains single? Does he cope with it by being in total denial and say to himself "There is no way that they are in love when I don't have a girl of my own!" Or is his reaction like that of Mimms with his girlfriend, wishing that all our significant others would be killed?

 

[Donald Duck]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

Go on facebook and ask his short list of friends to "please kill him/her" so that we'd suffer.

Didn't he also once say he wished he could transport all men to another dimension? He'd probably also wish all the male forumers and the boyfriends/husbands of the female forumers to disappear or die and then demand the now single women to go fuck and coddle him.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

He'd congratulate us and and say that he's sure to meet a sweetheart of his own anyday now.

 

[Pikonic]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

Back when he was JJ, he assumed all trolls were sexist, racists, jobless people who lived to troll him. He assumes any troll is single (remember his description of jerkops in his safari episode?). He also assumes we're all trolls despite most of us are not. So he would think of us all as pathetic, unemployed virgins. Even If we showed him proof we are in relationships, he wouldn't believe us.

 

[CatParty]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

he'd ignore and call us liars.
he's extremely immature and also believes we lie with every word we say
i also don't believe he truly is looking for a sweetheart. he's just a spoiled brat that hates adult life because he is learning the tough way that he won't always get what he wants.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

Go on facebook and ask his short list of friends to "please kill him/her" so that we'd suffer.

Didn't he also once say he wished he could transport all men to another dimension? He'd probably also wish all the male forumers and the boyfriends/husbands of the female forumers to disappear or die and then demand the now single women to go fuck and coddle him.

I thought it was for all the males to be 51 and older. That way we can be alive just not getting all the ladies. Cause, y'know, women would pick Chris over someone like Alec Baldwin.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

If Chris doesn't like you, then he assumes by default that you have no redeeming qualities and that no one wants to be with you. He cannot be convinced otherwise.

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

Some of us are in relationships. We have boyfriends, girlfriends, or in my case a wife. Does it stick in his craw that many of us are happily in love while he remains single? Does he cope with it by being in total denial and say to himself "There is no way that they are in love when I don't have a girl of my own!" Or is his reaction like that of Mimms with his girlfriend, wishing that all our significant others would be killed?

You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

If Chris doesn't like you, then he assumes by default that you have no redeeming qualities and that no one wants to be with you. He cannot be convinced otherwise.

I wonder if it'spart of a coping mechanism. We can have what Chris cannot (romantic relationships/marriage), and it drives him nuts. Remember his reaction to Cole getting married?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

If Chris doesn't like you, then he assumes by default that you have no redeeming qualities and that no one wants to be with you. He cannot be convinced otherwise.

I wonder if it'spart of a coping mechanism. We can have what Chris cannot (romantic relationships/marriage), and it drives him nuts. Remember his reaction to Coleslaw getting married?

Chris's entire rationale is that of a child with his fingers in his ears, screaming, "NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!" He knows it's true, but defies truth with every ounce of his being, which is a lot of ounces.

 

[Captain Cid]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

If Chris doesn't like you, then he assumes by default that you have no redeeming qualities and that no one wants to be with you. He cannot be convinced otherwise.

That's funny, because Chris seems to have no redeeming qualities and clearly no one wants to be with him. Life is teaching him that lesson right now. But one day...he might get "results" from his genius tomgirl idea. One day.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

It'll be partly due to his asspatters telling him that we're all just jealous of him and his "achievements" Like when that kid said something like "I used to be like the trolls, spending my days on the internet, then I got a job, yadda, yadda".

Chris just can't get it through his skull that the reason he's so fascinating to people like us is because we all have normal lives involving sweethearts, socialisation, and gainful employment.

 

[Varis]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

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[Coldgrip]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

Bitch and whine that those evil CWCKI twolls have been stealing away all the pretty girls while leaving him with none. That and/or what Donald Duck said.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

I thought it was for all the males to be 51 and older. That way we can be alive just not getting all the ladies.

So not only are homosexual and interracial relationships taboo in Chris' narrow-minded view of the world, so are age-gap relationships?

It just gets worse and worse the deeper you go down this retarded rabbit hole.

 

[The Dude]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

Some of us are in relationships. We have boyfriends, girlfriends, or in my case a wife. Does it stick in his craw that many of us are happily in love while he remains single? Does he cope with it by being in total denial and say to himself "There is no way that they are in love when I don't have a girl of my own!" Or is his reaction like that of Mimms with his girlfriend, wishing that all our significant others would be killed?

You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha.

Oh you.

 

[AtroposHeart]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

I know that some couples have gotten together because of Chris and I would be curious to know his reaction to the couples he got together.

In the end, I think he would just dismiss it as lies. He lives in a world where his enablers have made him feel that the trolls or anyone who criticizes him are lonely, jobless, basement dwellers. He constantly told trolls to get jobs, despite not having one himself, remember.

 

[MrTroll]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

It'll be partly due to his asspatters telling him that we're all just jealous of him and his "achievements" Like when that kid said something like "I used to be like the trolls, spending my days on the internet, then I got a job, yadda, yadda".

Chris just can't get it through his skull that the reason he's so fascinating to people like us is because we all have normal lives involving sweethearts, socialisation, and gainful employment.

Personally I don't even think leading a normal life is a prerequisite for laughing at a guy who shits his pants, hoards custom-made Pokemon cards, stalks women on the internet, and considers recoloring Sonic the Hedgehog to be his life's crowning achievement. If anything, part of his "appeal", if you can call it that, is that no matter how fucked up you happen to be, you can wake up each morning and say to yourself: "at least I'm not CWC".

 

[Some JERK]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

no matter how fucked up you happen to be, you can wake up each morning and say to yourself: "at least I'm not CWC".

I guess that's all relative. I mean there are plenty of people in this world who are far worse than Chris. (Not Hitler or Satan though, those guys are pretty cool.)

For all of his blustering, Chris has never intentionally hurt anyone that i know of (hitting Snyder with his car was just him desperate to flee from trouble, i doubt it was intentional.). Of course, that may just be because he's a huge pussy, but the end result is the same.

 

[MrTroll]

Re: What would Chris say if he knew some of us have found lo

It wasn't a moral judgment, so much as a reflection of his overall patheticness. I don't think he's a terrible person, per se. I don't even think he has the mental capacity to truly be good or bad, which is why I find it hard to get too offended by his various bigotries or even occasional malice towards other human beings (i.e. Snyder, da trolls, etc.).