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What would happen if Chris died -
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He would shit himself and do nothing
FreightTrain
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Infinity Next would get done quicker.
If Chris died I guess Barb would use the $120,000 to feed the hoard some more shit.
Stupid threads like this would stop
Clover and Snooper would eat his face because Barb would leave him prone where he fell dead for a few weeks, his tombstone would be vandalized with blue spray paint scrawls of "JULAY!" and this thread would be unlocked.
I could die in peace.
The world would keep spinning and no one would give a shit.
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His ghost will forever haunt 14BC and those who desecrate his room are forever cursed.
We'd all be arrested for cyberbullying poor Chris to death.
RagtimeRoastBeefy
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If its guaranteed I won't get arrested for attending, I will join the choruses singing julaaaaay as for his funeral dirge
Nobody would know for days, weeks, months, until a "friend" from impulse posted "RIP" on his facebook because Barb wouldn't know what to do and wouldn't notice he was even dead until she needed him to go out for q-sands.
His corpse would be lost forever in the horde.
We'd all focus on other lolcows after the mourning (or celebratory in a few cases) period.
We certainly would not find an adequate replacement.
There would be a Chris-Chan shaped hole in our hearts. Phil's tattoo ink and cheese simply couldn't fill that void.
PS: There is a "Random Thoughts and Questions" thread pinned to the top of the forum for a reason buddy.
There would be a Chris-Chan shaped hole in our hearts. Phil's tattoo ink and cheese simply couldn't fill that void.
PS: There is a "Random Thoughts and Questions" thread pinned to the top of the forum for a reason buddy.
It says in the Talmud, the Bible, and the Quran that the death of CWC will mark the beginning of Ragnarok. After seven years, GodBear will return to rapture all the fans to Mount Olympus and condemn the trolls to Hades.
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