What would null do on a date? -

Hempsoap

Clean up my soap residue, jannies
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If null succeeded in getting a woman to a place for a date, what would happen? Where would it be? What would they do? Would he commit a crime?
 

Jaded Optimist

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From the man himself (sent to a girl)
"he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."
:heart-full:
 

Lame Entropy

Cyberbullying should be a federal offense
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From the man himself (sent to a girl)
"he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."
:heart-full:
You're leaving out very important context, he was having a bad day.
 

Hempsoap

Clean up my soap residue, jannies
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From the man himself (sent to a girl)
"he said that he'd show up to my house while I was at school, shoot my dad, and wait for me to get home. Then he'd subdue me, cut off each individual digit with a knife heated in hot grease so that it'd cauterize as it cut and I wouldn't bleed out. Then he'd cut off my clitoris and my labia, and then rape my ass until I shat myself. Then he'd just leave me to starve to death or something once all my appendages and my genitals were sliced off and he'd beaten me sufficiently."
:heart-full:
:story: :story: :story:
where's the sauce for this
 
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